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Openband

The worst company on earth. Can’t figure out how to provide WiFi that doesn’t constant cut off. Operates one of the worst monopolies in the history of the world. Thankfully Openband will soon get replaced by FiOS.
The person that created Openband should die a slow and painful death
ikr Openband sucks
by Flacnon January 31, 2019
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open locker

the sweet stench of smelling someone's locker being opened
"Do y'all smell that? Open locker?"
by jewishnegrobitch March 29, 2019
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open fifth

Besides the "classic" musical-notes connotation, this phrase can also refer to either:
(1) Something you definitely don't wanna have in your car if you get pulled over. About the only exception, of course, would be if you're merely transporting empty gin-bottles to the redemption center; if this is the case, however, you will want to thoroughly drain and then neatly bag up said containers, and also either snugly cross-tie the bags' mouths or seal them with string or wire-twists so that (A) not much alcohol-fumes will escape to invalidly create a telltale fermented-beverage smell at your driver's door window, and (B) the officer can see that you weren't sipping from any of the containers yourself.
(2) The "wide latitude of interpretation" that the "right to remain silent" amendment is often subject to.
"I am hauling empty gin-bottles to the redemption center" is hardly an incriminating statement under most circumstances, so there should be no problem with any "open fifths", since conceivably you would have no need to remain silent if a policeman asks what's with all the bags of liquor-bottles in your back seat or trunk.
by QuacksO April 5, 2019
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Open Gay

The smelling laundry, manipulating food, lying & stealing my stuff! Years of ( Open Gay) buddha way of OK! Queen the death penalty smelly sins! Means : this person lacks religion and uses OK as the excuse to smell into a girls life!
Open gay is a man boy who can’t get a Queen!
by TheBlueLeo April 21, 2019
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Open Gay

The smelling laundry, manipulating food, lying & stealing my stuff! Years of ( Open Gay) buddha way of OK! Queen the death penalty smelly sins! Means : this person lacks religion and uses OK as the excuse to smell into a girls life!
Open gay is a man boy who can’t get a Queen! So makes up rumors about her!
by TheBlueLeo April 21, 2019
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open locks

To finally have an orgasm after waiting so long
Donna came by last night I got to finally open locks.
by Joey W June 25, 2019
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Open Hood

A car “signal” to others with the same type of mental syndrome.
Human: We should help that person, the car has an open hood.
Alien: Idiot, you don’t have green blood.

(Noise like communicating via energetic powers).
Human: What the hell?
Alien: (looking furious at human because human is asking ?)
Human: 😶
by MariaGuadalupe August 7, 2019
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