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Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
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scary obama

obama goes break break and is scary
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Obama mama

When the obamas shoot you in the head 69 times and then consume your soul then masterbait to it
by Rex Patrick December 12, 2020
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Obama have dih

“Obama have dih” is a change of words to a song called Hadal Ahbek and is a large meme on TikTok.
The obama have dih meme is hilarious.
by FlyingCucumber444 July 25, 2025
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Obama

A black man who was the 44th U.S. president.
... its Obama the 44th U.S. president
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Barack Hussein Obama

44th USURPER of the United States Presidency and first African-American president.
FACTUAL BIRTH PLACE: Mombasa, Kenya, Africa. With an actual Birth Certificate with a raised Seal, actual Nurse's and Doctor Signitures
FACTUAL RELIGION: Muslim School Certificate
FACTUAL NAME AFTER ADOPTION BY LOLO SOTORO: Barry Sotoro. To date Barry Sotoro has not had his name Officialy changed back to Barack H. Obama.

A man with the extraordinary ability to induce a primal state of paranoia and rage known as "Bluebloodhound Derangement Syndrome" upon fanatical liberals to the point where they take out their rage on Urban Dictionary by writing long winded, wildly incoherent and nonsensical definitions such as the one written by bluebloodhound, and even hacking votes on his/her own definition in a pathetic attempt to make extremist views appear popular, as if any minds will be changed by the spewings of some angry basement dweller on a site which everyone knows is a real imbecility of biased, erroneous information. See bluebloodhound
1st Fanatic: If he succeeds: "Barack Hussein Obama is a god! a god i say!"

1st Realist - Fails: "The Usurper Barry Soetoro" was probabaly a secret muslim

who wanted to destroy America."

I have Bluebloodhound Derangement Syndrome and I don't care if you believe me or not. Urbandictionary is all about bots.
by The ONE and ONLY Wisdom April 23, 2024
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Obama

T: What's Obama's last name?
M: He ain't got one.
by Kachowmeister April 19, 2021
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