Pay phone Boyfriend

A person's other half, who only stays around as they are being paid a monthly rent to stay around

girl 1: why does she look so upset?
girl 2: she couldn't keep up the payments to her pay phone boyfriend

by the payee November 28, 2018

Boyfriend

1. a regular male companion with whom one has a romantic or sexual relationship
2. Someone who is subjected to giving all their shirts and sweaters to a female.
3. Someone who makes sandwiches for his girlfriend

I have dated my boyfriend for 25 years, the secret is bacon on my sandwiches

by Ghettocarebear December 11, 2018

Business Hour Boyfriend

When the only time the girl can talk to you is when she is at work and you’re exes but she still wants something, She seems interested until she leaves work for other men and alcohol. Sometimes as a bonus in the evenings she will talk when her getting divorced bf has his kids. She gets lonely then and knows you care and will talk to her.

Emily still loves him but he’s just the business hour boyfriend dnow bc she is talking to someone else but she still wants him around so she can get attention and knows he loved her.

by Mittyymm December 14, 2018

Boyfriend

The everything of our life. He is supposed to be there and be annoying. He is supposed to wake you up (even tho you might get mad,and most definitely be you soulmate forever and ever.

That’s my boyfriend,now suck it.

by Legacy420 June 17, 2018

boyfriend fact

You’re going to get attacked with kisses by your girlfriend

It’s a boyfriend fact.

by bedazzle333 July 7, 2018

why don’t i have a boyfriend yet

Cuz you single Af or u have no mans

“She doesn’t have a BF yet”Boy 1
“Cuz she has no mans and she is single af” girl

Why don’t I have a boyfriend yet

by SkinnyPenisBoi August 9, 2018

ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.

by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019