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highland newyork 

a slum of a town utterly pathetic consists of about 3 familys and 3k people. just alot of incest running rampid this town should be blown up by anyway of nuclear implosion or bomb it just makes me wanna hit a baby walking into it well the only thing worse than its family members is how bad they play football they get there ass beat by there godly neighboring town marlboro every year now thats a real team unlike those noob incest ass fkers in highland goo marlboro fuck incest !
husband:hey hunny where were u born?

wife:highland newyork

husband:me 2!!

wife:hun...

husband: ya? wow this is just so amazing we both from highland! omg =o

wife:im your cousin remember we lived together on the farm...

husband:oo ya nice im porkin my cuz pown
highland newyork by highland blows August 31, 2009

NewYork Mintue

A Second In REAL Time But A Second Is A Mintue In NewYork....
Girl: STOP BEING SUCH A DOUCHE!
Boy: IM NOT AND DONT MAKE ME MAD!
Girl: AND WHY IS THAT?
Boy: CuAuse Ill Drop Your Ass In A NewYork Mintue!
Girl:-___-
NewYork Mintue by DOYJUOIE078 November 2, 2012

buffalo newyork 

the worst place in the ENTIRE WORLD! it SUCKS hERE! everyone is WHITE AND PREPPY AN ABERCROMBIE OMG AMERICAN EAGLE AAAHHJ!!! everyones racist and stuck up an u cant tell anyone a secret witout it spreading faster than a disease! Its COLD 10 MONTHS OUT OF THE WHOLE F****** YEAR And it snows in october, and it SUCKS!! WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY??!!
"you ever been to buffalo newyork?" "HELLZ NAW! did u hear bout dat time it snowed 3 feet in OCTOBER!"

austin texas sherbert newyork 

A homosexual emo. has very controversial opinions about my dad
did you guys hear, austin texas sherbert newyork is homophobic!!

so true!!

newyork subway 

When a guy gets head in a publix bathroom while taking a shit.
"That newyork subway, Jessica gave me, made me blow a load. Mostly in the toilet though" -Eww I know its gross

NewYorkerTobe 

Lebanese Twitter MVP. Literally the easiest person to love and just so cute to even be real
NewYorkerTobe tweets.. Y'all
NewYorkerTobe by Rrtj September 28, 2018

NewYork Happymeal

NY Happy meal is a rat either alive or dead in your food.
Yooooo… I was looking forward to my leftovers but it came with a NewYork happymeal. Big ass rat wasn’t even phased