Coffee Simp

Someone who knows the true secret to life long happiness is coffee, the truest love of them all.

Rio is the worlds biggest coffee simp. Luckily, she knows how to turn it on first thing every morning to get the day started off right.

by Handy_manny69 December 23, 2020

dick simp

a cringe simp that won’t leave you alone

taylor is a mad dick simp and he won’t piss off

by UncleBarry April 12, 2021

Fleet Simp

A Moderator In The Comfy Corner Discord Server Who Needs A Promotion

Wow Fleet Simp Needs A Promotion

by Jetmouse3000 January 2, 2021

No simp september

No simp September for the boys.

Boy: omg she fine as hell!
Guy:Bro dont forget no simp september !

by Jypscum😻 September 2, 2020

beta simp

a guy who cant get girls tries his hardest but still has no ratings most likely his name is adam

adam is a beta simp

he keeps simping off malluc

by REENSLAD June 4, 2020

the big simp

no not S.I.M.P simp which means the biggest daddy on the universe and is sexy af

damn that guy is a the big simp

by the biggest simp June 7, 2018

Simp City

Where all homies that have fallin as being simps go.

Yo congrats dude! You're headed to Simp City like the rest of us.

by Pizza Time!!! January 15, 2020