your dad

The one who i rape i night

Your dad was excellente last night!

by John Goo January 27, 2003

dad hat

A hat that your dad wears at a barbeque even tho he doesn't know how to barbeque, an old baseball cal

"Dude that's a dad hat, where's your {snapback}?" "what are you taking about? My grandma gave me this!"

by elmilgil May 6, 2016

Dad bod

What fat guys say they have to feel better about being fat

Dude you need to lose weight.

“Nah, I love my dad bod”
You’re a 37 year old virgin. You don’t have kids. You’re not a dad. You’re just fat

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 8, 2023

Dad Rock

The phrase for rock from the 60s and 70s that this generations' dads listened to because they didn't now any better. The term is used by people who consider themselves cultured and varied, and refuse to believe that it's possible that people actually could like classic rock.

Dude A: *Listening to Led Zeppelin*

Dude B: Wow man, really? Dad rock?

Dude A: Shut up. I can name 10 reasons why it's better than new age music.

Dude B: *Shuts up with a sheepish look on his face*

by ledzeppagain December 27, 2012

angry dad

Someone that threatens to pull over the car, your friend that has coal up his ass, someone who attempts to stop the pancreas wars.

Stop being an angry dad chris

by Grim-Ace February 15, 2003

Step dad

A man that is married to your mother. A wall may have more personality than he. Does nothing to bring you up but everything to make you feel like crap. He thinks you listen to him, when in reality you couldn't give a care what he is saying. His words are of no value, however, he would beg to differ. He thinks he is the most helpful, amazing, sexiest man alive when we all know he's nothing but a porch swinging liquor pig. Your mother does not even like him and he may just so happen to be a mantinence man at your school. Do not feel bad when you have the erge to throw something at him, smack him, kill him, or not listen to him. There are many other people out there like you!

YEs, that is my step dad.

by rewrew August 12, 2009

step dad

A man who has married your divorced mother and is not, necessarily, a bad person.

Please do not say that the very definition of being a step dad is being an asshole, just because yours it.
This is just stupid

Person- i love my step dad
Other- WHY?! he's a step dad, there's no such thing as a good step dad!! mine is a drunken ass hole
Person- Your step dad and mine are different people

by Vexets December 25, 2008