massachusetts

The hands-down most difficult state name to pronounce/spell. Looks very odd in conjunction with other state words such as "Texas", "Utah", "New Jersey", and "Kansas".

Texas, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Utah, and Kansas are the master plans of old people to confound and confuse small children.

by The Black Plague June 27, 2003

armenian massage

When you go to get a massage and receive the unfortunate news that your masseuse is Armenian. Shortly after, a very large and domineering woman, usually named Hilda or Helga, walks in and places her greasy hands on the top of your back. She proceeds to massage you, but you cannot help but feel a third thing massaging you, so you look to only see her big floppy cock out, and it is actually massaging your ass. To not be viewed as homosexual, you tell her to get the fuck off and she proceeds to beat your ass and for the next two years your friends give you shit for getting your ass kicked by a girl.

Person #1: Man I heard you got an armenian massage.

Person #2: Yeah it fucking ruined my life.

Pape: Haha jerk. That sucks for you. Man my Porsche-a is so much better than your car.

Person #2: Hey Pape go suck a dick. And by the way, its Porsche and yours is broken.

by The Flying Dutchman! Yee! November 3, 2006

Massagin'

Dr. Scholl's new insole

C00 dude: "You massagin'?"
Unl33t n00b: "No, I'm just going OOOOh, AHH like you guys!... What?"

by Dr. Scholl July 17, 2004

Vermetticut Massahampshire

One word to describe Vermont, Connecticut, Massachusets and New Hampshire. Because, as everyone knows, they're really all the same state and hard to keep track of.

"Where were you yesterday?"
"Oh Vermetticut Massahampshire. You know, somewhere around there."

by EllaM September 7, 2007

morgan massaro

the most beautiful creature that has ever been created. She has the best personality and is quite friendly once you get to meet her. But.. don't get on her bad side. This beautiful blossom might seem nice on the outside but the inside she has a temper that will make valcanoes and tsunamis erupt. But she is the most loving, compassionate girlfriend anyone could possibly have. There can't be more than one Morgan Massaro in the whole world.

morgan massaro is beautiful.. duh

by -Brent:) January 8, 2011

Brazilian Massage

When a woman uses her butt-cheeks to massage a man's dick up and down; similar to a 'titty-fuck.'

She gave me a Brazilian massage before putting it it. It was hot.

by Anonym9 September 23, 2012

"The Message" - Message

Classic song, but some lyrics are wrong.

Props for typing the entire thing, though

said she danced the tango, skip the light fandango was zircon princess, seemed to lost her senses, down at the peep show watchin all the creeps, so she could tell the stories to the girls back home, she went to the city and got social security . . .

the places you play and where you stay, looks like one great big alleyway
you'll admire all the number-book takers, thugs pimps and pushers and the big money makers

by oldschool February 17, 2004