the act-
using a full bag of large muffins, one strikes a blow to the head/face of another. the muffin-bagger is usually entitled to this attack because of a stupid comment or action that the muffin-baggee said or did.
the aftermath-
if the muffin-baggee doesn't immediately concede to the muffin-bagger and admit to being an idiot, the muffin-baggee must consume all 9-12 muffins within a designated time, a right granted to the bagger.
these are the rules of muffin-bagging and they are unflinchingly rigid.
using a full bag of large muffins, one strikes a blow to the head/face of another. the muffin-bagger is usually entitled to this attack because of a stupid comment or action that the muffin-baggee said or did.
the aftermath-
if the muffin-baggee doesn't immediately concede to the muffin-bagger and admit to being an idiot, the muffin-baggee must consume all 9-12 muffins within a designated time, a right granted to the bagger.
these are the rules of muffin-bagging and they are unflinchingly rigid.
baggee- "dude, france totally still has a shot in the 2010 world cup."
bagger- "guy, they really don't, and now you deserve what's about to happen."
*muffin-bag to the dome*
bagger- "guy, they really don't, and now you deserve what's about to happen."
*muffin-bag to the dome*
by muffinbagger23 June 18, 2010
The act of pooping into a vagina. See how the words "Loaf in muff" (ie turd in vagina) rearrange to form "Muffin Loaf" (an obscure baked good)?
by who loves orange soda August 21, 2009
Formerly a miniaturized iteration of a meat loaf; now used to replace most swear words in exclamations around polite and impolite company.
Holy meat muffins! Did you see how close I came to hitting that stupid pedestrian walking across the damn street?
Shut your filthy meat muffins! You did not go home with that guy last night?
My dad called and told me and mom that his girlfriend going to have another baby, What the meat muffins!
*Can also be used as Son of a meat muffin! Or Sweet baby meat muffins!
Shut your filthy meat muffins! You did not go home with that guy last night?
My dad called and told me and mom that his girlfriend going to have another baby, What the meat muffins!
*Can also be used as Son of a meat muffin! Or Sweet baby meat muffins!
by Smyshlyaev's Girls March 25, 2014
a fairly endearing term, meant for someone who says or does something silly, or simply went you want to call someone something without being too harsh. I think i may have heard it used in "friends" by pheobe.
by moosemily September 13, 2006
by Patrick McCloskey March 24, 2004
Similar to creme de la creme, but in modern terms. The top of the muffin is always the tastiest and moistest, therefore the best!
by MR TAZ MAINIA January 11, 2010
A crack muffin is simply a muffin top viewed from behind. Best observed when someone of a large stature picks up an item off a lower shelf at a supermarket.
When that women went to get the refried beans, I caught a glimpse of her crack muffin and almost cried.
by Sir BillyBob February 10, 2011