Muff

Contrary to some twisted minds and resonating with the pure nature of a child's mind, muff is slang for muffin

Child: What are you baking?
Mom: Just some chocolate chip muffs!

by BeefyTaco June 02, 2017

Muff

British slang for a car

Hi, can I clean your muff xox

by January 04, 2021

Muff

When something becomes bad all of a sudden

This day got so muff

by Jauntz_- December 08, 2020

Muff

Milf titties

I love them muffs man

by Jaybirddaddy November 04, 2020

Muff

A slang term for female genitalia, with big amount of pubic hair.

"Damn, she's got a nice muff"

by Shishirobotansimp August 03, 2021

muff

to muff is to lick a female's sexual organ ( vagina). it is basically giving a girl head

She got muffed by her partner.
The two had a 69.

by king.tee April 07, 2018

MUFF

Contrary to popular belief, A Muff is a term used to describe a specific type of female's vagina.

Rather than Poon, being a small bodied clean shaven vagina.. Muff relates to the opposite of the detail.. I.E. A nice phat hairy vagina would be described as a MUFF.

Damn Becky's camel toe is thiccc... She's got the warmest softest Muff around.

by BeerHanded89 March 19, 2019