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The Morning After

Not to be mistaken for the birth control method The Morning Afteris a band from Bethlehem CT
Consisting of Sam , Nick, Bert, Ben (see jewummer ) and Benny T
They are extremly talented in not only music but in other feilds of study such as Arabian Arithmetic Theroy or Nuclear Plasmoid Differntial Science

They are very very very talented
"Dude I saw The Mornign After the other day"
"Really"
"Yeah I almost shat myself"
by Sharpie February 5, 2005
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Poop on a Sunday morning

by Terrence April 13, 2003
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Morning glory

a batched bowl of some sweet budd hit and enjoyed in the morning by all.
by imsizzle December 14, 2010
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Morning Shit

When you have to take a shit after you wake up in the morning. Similar to morning wood, morning shit occurs when you have your first bowel movement of the day right when you wake up. It may be caused by smoking pot before you go to sleep the night prior to your morning shit. Masturbation in the morning can also cause morning shit.
"Man, that was good weed last night. I had to take a morning shit today."
by Supreme Maggot August 18, 2016
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MORNING WOOD

The primary reason for showering toilet seats and bathroom floors just after waking up from a nightmare about exploding in a sewage treatment plant and never being able to have sex again. Three times in twenty years of marriage wasn't enough.
Marsha; I'm so sick of cleaning the bathroom after you, damn it!
John; It's not my fault I keep telling you, it's the morning wood!

Marsha; Right, dead eye! I'd give you a mop but you'll probably wipe the den. I wish you morning wouldn't!
by Martha Stewbird May 10, 2011
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scrambled if not your are officially gay
how do you like your eggs in the morning?
oh boiled ok so your gay and that's ok honey.
by @1_rachelgraham_4 February 27, 2020
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Morning Crust

When you spend all night buying pay-per-view pornos and rub the pope all night long. You eventually pass out and in the morning when you wake up your sheets are all crusty from your spooge.
Guy 1: Hey man what's going on?
Guy 2: Oh, you know, putting clean sheets on, dusting the mattress.
Guy 1: That's bullshit you spent all night jerkin it and now you have Morning Crust.
by NewbCube December 30, 2008
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