Max the man

Max the man is a bery strong guy with a big ass fucking cock like you can ride on that like it’s a bike Max the man is gonna be the best soccer play in the world he is going to be better the Lionel Messi and that is a fact

Stranger:how big is your cock

Max the man: lemme see 38.98 inches

by Bigjavi01 August 28, 2018

max chat

What a cock womble says when they pretend they are busy.

i can't help at the moment, i'm at max chat.

by maxchatting September 23, 2018

max mody

Short for Maxium Mody, the GOAT of highschool basketball. Used to describe somebody who excels in something.

Zain: “I just got a 100% on my Calc test!”
Maya: “You’re the max mody of math!”

Om: “I just got a home run”
Jibran: “You’re Max Mody!”

by mshahonlydubs April 2, 2023

max stoner

max stoner is a young fella with cute dogs, he also looks like jack from titanic

wspp bbg im max stoner

by wafflehater101 December 21, 2022

Dicker Max

A German tank known as K gepanzerte Selbstfahrlafette or Dicker Max. It was used in World War 2 as a tank destroyer and a bunker destroyer.

It is also very annoying in War Thunder

American tank in 1941: ah such a nice day

*Dicker Max Appears*

American tank in 1941: SHIT

by russian cat. August 21, 2023

Max Paigonist

someone with mad levels of paigonism

Charlie Martin at arnav mauryas legendary sleepover was designated the max paigonist

by jackharlowcombomeal September 10, 2023

Hobo Max

HBO max but free!! Only to be used by fellow hobos in a large community unless said otherwise

Dude get out of that tent Bob is plying Hobo Max on his TV.

by Hobo Max July 8, 2022