morning wood

when you wake up with a woody

Matt wakes up at RGs house with a morning wood

by R G October 13, 2003

Good Morning Banche

guhd-moore-neen bon-ch

Old dirty trick having a girls parents on the phone while you make her yell things during intercourse. Like fuck me, im a whore, your my daddy, etc. Then give her the phone after your done and she says hello and its her parents.

Old dirty trick having a girls parents on the phone while you make her yell things during intercourse. Like fuck me, im a whore, your my daddy, etc. Then give her the phone after your done and she says hello and its her parents.

by phil anselmo November 29, 2004

Morning Glory

When your mad at your partner for not giving you any sex the night before, you wake up in the morning and start to masturbate in front of their face. Right when your about to come, you wake them up and blow your load in their face.

My girlfriend was pissy and wouldn't give me any, so I gave her a morning glory.

by Grndzro619 December 22, 2008

The Morning After

Not to be mistaken for the birth control method The Morning Afteris a band from Bethlehem CT
Consisting of Sam , Nick, Bert, Ben (see jewummer ) and Benny T
They are extremly talented in not only music but in other feilds of study such as Arabian Arithmetic Theroy or Nuclear Plasmoid Differntial Science

They are very very very talented

"Dude I saw The Mornign After the other day"
"Really"
"Yeah I almost shat myself"

by Sharpie February 5, 2005

Poop on a Sunday morning

Pooping on a sunday morning.

my family goes pooping on a sunday morning

by Terrence April 13, 2003

Morning glory

a batched bowl of some sweet budd hit and enjoyed in the morning by all.

Yo pack me a morning glory bro!

by imsizzle December 14, 2010

Morning Shit

When you have to take a shit after you wake up in the morning. Similar to morning wood, morning shit occurs when you have your first bowel movement of the day right when you wake up. It may be caused by smoking pot before you go to sleep the night prior to your morning shit. Masturbation in the morning can also cause morning shit.

"Man, that was good weed last night. I had to take a morning shit today."

by Supreme Maggot August 18, 2016