monkey high

to get high without actually smoking marijuana, but sitting in the same environment as people who are smoking marijuana; contact high

Damn, dude! That's some strong shit! I think I'm getting a monkey high!

by DyMiC May 23, 2011

monkey cocaine

any type of fecal matter that is accessible to monkeys and sniffed regularly by said monkeys.

any type of fecal matter that is sniffed.

That chimp has some strong monkey cocaine - he just fell off the branch!

Have you been gardening or is that monkey cocaine under your nails?

by DrBillyRuben August 1, 2011

monkey beater

someone who wanks

man Im such a monkey beater

by mathias January 9, 2004

Monkey Fucker

An idiotic person, or somebody you do not like.

"Look at that stupid monkey fucker.God I hate him."

by Attalina March 18, 2009

Monkey Dick

A penis that is long but skinny or thin. A monkey dick is generally considered to be undesirable and can be used as an insult.

1. John has a monkey dick, ewwwwww man!

2. Dont be such a monkey dick.

3. Wow, you're such a fag I bet you have a monkey dick.

4. What did it look like. Well, he had a monkey dick.

by Waster Faceter October 14, 2010

monkey bumping

When two woman are having sex and their rubbing their pussies together.

Michelle and Dee are monkey bumping!

by my bubbles January 17, 2006

monkey heart

grab your ball sack, push your testicles down and squeeze so it looks like they are pulsating. it looks like a small monkey heart.

Woody tried to impress his friends by showing them his monkey heart but couldnt get it to pulse, so it just looked like a brain.

by DJ Imperial Grand Masters Eric and Marcus April 8, 2008