lid meat

A euphemism for a blow job or head

Dude, I got lid meat from Becky last night

by spf004 September 8, 2018

Squat Meat

A fat, ripe turd. The kind you leave in the bowl and don’t flush.

Every stall in the shitter was full of squat meat.

I just dropped squat meat. Go check it out.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

gooch meat

Like gooch its the stretch of tissue elongated between the bumhole and the boosack

FoundationFinlay : Lad what are you holding there?

SomeoneElse : Oh thats just kenny's gooch meat i harvested it recently

by glovestain December 4, 2018

Cheek Meat

When she’s got her short shorts on and about an inch, give or take, of ass cheek is hanging out tue bottom back end. Guaranteed to turn male heads regardless of the amount of meat hanging out.

The gym was full today of females working out and there was quite a bit of cheek meat showing I must admit.

by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

Head Meat

The presence of a large amount of flesh on the forehead of a person, typically a man in his thirties whom happens to look like a human thumb.

"That bitch Aubrey, that bitch got that head meat."

by SomeUrbanLinguist January 11, 2019

Grizzly Meat

Pour honey down the crack of your ass. Let several gay men viciously and aggressively claw and eat honey from your ass while roaring when you cum.

I’ll grab the honey and you guys can turn my butthole into Grizzly Meat.

by Clint Mantooth April 21, 2020

Knob Meat

Male penile foreskin. Uncircumcised.

I was all ready to blow him but he pulled it out and he had knob meat. I prefer uncut.

I need to wash my knob meat. It’s a little smeggerz down there.

I tied my knob meat into a bow.

by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020