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I'm gonna gut you like a fish

A threat often delivered to those who often deserve to be at the sharp end of it's deadly meaning. Commonly found in preschool classrooms and in chinese adult film stores.
"I'm gonna gut you like a fish, wear your entrails like a scarf, and use your kidneys as mittens, you goddamn cum guzzling piece of shit."
by Donald Blasko, PhD May 4, 2003
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I'm Blue

I'm Blue is an Awesome Song Sung By The Group Eiffel 65!
I'm Blue Lyrics


yo listen up here's a story
about a little guy that lives in a blue world
and all day and all night and everything he sees
is just blue like him inside and outside
blue his house with a blue little window
and a blue corvette
and everything is blue for him and hisself
and everybody around
cos he ain't got nobody to listen to

i'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

i have a blue house with a blue window.
blue is the colour of all that i wear.
blue are the streets and all the trees are blue.
i have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
blue are the people here that walk around,
blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
blue are the words i say and what i think.
blue are the feelings that live inside me.

i'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

i have a blue house with a blue window.
blue is the colour of all that i wear.
blue are the streets and all the trees are blue.
i have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
blue are the people here that walk around,
blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
blue are the words i say and what i think.
blue are the feelings that live inside me.

i'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

inside and outside blue his house
with the blue little window and blue corvette
and everything is blue for him and hisself
and everybody around cause he aint got
nobody to listen to

i'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I'm blue (if I was green I would die)
by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 18, 2008
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I'm Ghost

Saying that you're gonna leave; I'm Out
Shit got boring, I'm ghost.
by AC March 16, 2005
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i'm pressin charges

Is only used when an individual, using strong caution, decides to threaten another individual with a court case.
Jim: "imma slap a bitch"
Jane: "I'M PRESSIN CHARGES! I'M PRESSIN CHARGES!!"
by becca g. July 7, 2008
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i'm going to bed

You're going to lie in the bed on your phone until you fall sleep
Girl: I said "goodnight I'm going to bed" like an hour ago but I'm still just here laying in bed on instagram
by itsjustcarmen July 6, 2014
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I'm just pissing on your tits

A hilarious variation of "I'm just kidding" or "I'm just pissing around".

Except with a lot more awesome.
Callum: I'm your dad.
Fingers: WHAT?
Callum: Don't worry, I'm just pissing on your tits.
Fingers: Oh.
by Your Fat Mam July 2, 2009
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I'm Spartacus!

A movie quote where the law demanded a crowd to bring forth Spartacus (who had just fucked some shit up) and everyone began to claim to be Spartacus cause no one wanted to be a snitch bitch.

In modern terms, to claim ownership of an act that has legitimately pissed someone off in hopes of deescalating the situation or can also be used to further enrage the person. Works best when other friends join in.
*during huge party at Tom's house*

Tom: EVERYONE SHUT UP *music stops* Who the fuck put a dent in the bathroom wall!?

*a few seconds of silence pass*

Josh:... I'm Spartacus
Bill:.... No I'm Spartacus!
Ray: NO I'M SPARTACUS!
*bunch of other bros chime in claiming to be Spartacus*

Tom - EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK OUT!
by I'm Spartacus November 21, 2010
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