Lunch duck

a very lucky situation either in the past or presently happening

Jen has a pool, she's such a lunch duck!

by Michaelad May 22, 2010

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Lunch with elephants

A meal shared by two grown men. Each covers their cock (trunk) with food while the other licks it off. Best with two different sticky foods licked off simultaneously. Dessert is guaranteed.

Mike: Hey, wanna have lunch with elephants today?

Ty: Sure, you bring the hummus and I'll bring the guacamole.

Mike: You're on!

by jerseyboy44 June 1, 2010

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lunch rush minute

The modicum of time--approx. 60 seconds (depending on the capacity of the lunchroom)--one must rush into the lunch line before it starts looking like the line to the bathroom after lunch.

Charles: Hey, Jim, you being chased?
Jim: Not now, Chuck, it's the lunch rush minute! Gotta get to the line before the juniors cut in front!
Charles: Don't bother, it's just turkey sloppy joes. And it seems to be coming out the same way it came in.

by TheOkami1113 October 17, 2011

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lunch table loner

Someone who eats alone at lunch, usually one of racist or hateful ideologies

that dude is a lunch table loner, he despises black people

by alqudsi117 September 14, 2017

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ludicrative

Combination of "ludicrous" and "lucrative", it denotes something that is totally ridiculous but actually produces a tidy sum in the end.

Two examples of ludicrative actions were people's buying dollar-coins with a credit card and then using the coins to pay off the card to earn card-perks, and the infamous "obsessive coupon-cutter" dude who bought many thousands of foil-sealed cups of chocolate pudding to earn astronomically-voluminous frequent-flyer miles.

by QuacksO October 24, 2018

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