Mi-Lo Fwo

aka 笑佛 Laughing Buddha / 胖佛 Fat Buddha / 快乐佛 Happy Buddha / Mi Lo Fu

Mi-Lo Fwo (Happy Fat Laughing Money Buddha) is the most common and most popular depiction of Buddha in China for centuries. His nickname was “Cloth Sack” — Budai in Chinese. Buddhists’ main goal in life is to ‘be happy’, and it’s for this reason that depictions of Buddha show him as being fat and laughing.
I am fat. I have a large belly, and an (almost) bald head, I must be the reincarnation of Mi-Lo Fwo
by Toby Simkin April 12, 2023
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What I call homonoids who are addicted to axolotls who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dime que lo que tu queries porqye tengo lo que tu quiere y lo que tu quieres no es losl que quieres.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 01, 2025
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DUX ME lo sUX

It's a crippling of an old saying "DUX MEA LUX" who means who means Duce My Light, but wrote in that way means Duce Sucks it to me (the dikK)
DUX MEA LUX!!!
Fanculo Fascista!! Il DUX ME LO SUX!!!
Fuck you fascist!! Duce SUCKS MY DICK!!
by XxOiDxX October 01, 2020
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Yo, dawg, their has been a homicide in San Pedro Los Angeles California every night for six months straight!

The homeless people in San Pedro Los Angeles California must be responsible for all the murders that occur in San Pedro!!
by SouthBayDwee January 06, 2021
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Los Angeles Scream

A designated time (usually 11pm) in what district or neighborhood you are in LA country where the people collectively scream for a few seconds to relieve stress, promote solidarity, and humor. Also invented to annoy transplants to the city.
It shares its roots in the College/University “scream nights”, which is the first night before finals week where all dorm students collectively scream into the void.
Why the fuck is everyone screaming when I go to bed?

“Oh that’s the Los Angeles Scream. It blows off steam. Cheaper than therapy.”
by Miasma39 September 23, 2020
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Los Eggas

Los Vegas, but it's made of eggs.
Girl: Where is Los Eggas?
Guy: Los Eggas!
Girl: For fucks sake groaning followed by laughter
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The Los Santos Conjectures

Two mathematical conjectures regarding the mission "The Los Santos Connection" of Grand Theft Auto Online.

The first states that if three or more players are present, at least one will be idle, and that if a full lobby of six are present, at least two will be idle. This can be expressed as follows:

Let x = number of players idle and y = number of players present.

x ≥ y/3, always rounding down for x.

The second states that no matter how many players are present, no more than one will ever survive to the point of arriving at the airport (typically they will die at the compound while they or their teammate are hacking the laptop).
Joe, Bob, and Bill thought that they had a good chance of finishing "The Los Santos Connection", but were foiled when Bob was idle and Bill died at the compound; they had failed to account for the Los Santos Conjectures.
by Raul Menendez October 16, 2014
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