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fast life

A lifestyle that will land you dead or in jail at any given moment. There are many different ways to live the fast life. These include drug dealing, robbing, gang banging or prostituting your body for money. The fast life is often a perilous career path for hustlers who make money fast in the streets. Consequently, fast life hustlers that make it to old age without being imprisoned, crippled or killed is rare because negative actions have negative consequences. Karma is a bitch. However, living fast does not necessarily involve hustling. A rock star that snorts too much blow or dope and fucks too many groupies and ends up overdosing or contracting AIDS is an example of living too fast. Living fast is also usually correlated with consistent heavy long-term drug and alcohol abuse and sexual promiscuity. People who live the fast life often lack morals, so they consistently choose to engage in dangerous, reckless activity that endangers their own well-being and safety as well of others.

It is easy to start living fast and let your life spiral out of control. The best remedy is to surround yourself with positive people, develop a strong set of morals, enjoy drugs & drinks in moderation and keep a good relationship with God and you'll be alright.
Fast Life- He likes to wheel and deal.
Fast Life- He likes to rob and steal.
Fast Life- How long can a good thing last?
Fast Life- Your future can be your past.
by Realidad May 30, 2009
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Life Screwed

The point in time when you realise that the way your parents have brought you up are a detriment to your life forever more.

It can range from not knowing how to catch a train to being time limited even if the sun's still up.
Guy1: So when are you gonna go home?
Guy2: Can you give me a lift?
Guy1: Just take the bus home dude, it's not that far.
Guy2: But my parents don't like me taking the bus at night.
Guy1: Dude. It's only 6, it's summer and the sun's still up. You'll live.
Guy3: Man, you're so life screwed.
by Sumbowdie March 12, 2010
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FACE LIFE

When everything you do is on Facebook because your scared to face real life, have real friends and do real things.
Sample 1

Dude to Chick- Can we go out sometime?

Chick to Dude- Lets just chat on Facebook and get to know each other.

Dude to Chick- Stop having such a Face life!

Sample 2

Loser- I have over 1,000 friends on Facebook.

Reality- Nobody knows or likes you in real life.
by Mr. Faceit January 19, 2011
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The Scandalous Life

Anything happening in the media!

Super Scandal!

Jason Macias
Shirley M Noriega
Monet

©2010
The Scandalous Life - Britney Spears, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez
Scandal!

"Fight for your rights"
by Scandal! April 26, 2011
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Life Wedgie

Events in life that are: A. uncomfortable, B. Embarrassing, and C. have lasting repercussions. This word can be used to the same effect as "life sucks" but in a way that makes you sound less emo.
Man... These Life Wedgies keep getting me down, first having to work as a stripper, and then finding out at the office that i have have no bladder control!
by Doc the Pirate December 18, 2010
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Game for Life

If something belongs to you, whose is it? Avoid the word or suffer the consequences - 10 pressups every time the word is mentioned.
Guy 1 "Whose pint is this?"
Guy 2 "Hey that's MINE!"
Fellow Gentlemen "GET DOWN!"
Guy 1 "Shouldn't have joined the game for life!"
Guy 2 "Awwwwww sheeeeit"
by fuckthegame September 22, 2010
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this is not real life

an angieism used when something is outrageous, unreasonable, or inconceivable.
mr. welsch passes out an frq so hard that it makes you want to kill yourself. "this is not real life" describes the overall difficulty of the question and the consensus of the class that we have no idea what we are doing.
by thisisnotreallife1993 November 13, 2010
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