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Miller High Life

Quite frankly, the best damned beer ever produced. The drink of champions. Nick named "The Champagne of Beers", and it truly is.
Burt: "yo, you gonna hit up Shooty's Super Bowl party?"
Rudy: "Damn straight, got me a 30 pack of Miller High Life, gonna get me drunk up."
by ric_IH December 16, 2007
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Life Achievement

Similiar to Xbox Live, Life Achievements are various tasks and challenges one can accomplish in real life such as successfully evading the police, urinating on a moving vehicle, or throwing an epic party. Achievements accumulate Lifepoints (LP) based on the difficulty of the task that adds to a persons Lifescore. Life Achievements, and their corresponding point values, can be found from various sources on the internet.
Life Achievements:

Follow Me If You Want To Live - Survive a natural disaster using only your wits and cunning. 100 pts

That Cant Be Healthy - Stay indoors for 3 weeks straight. 50 pts

Nice Hussle Out There - Be the reason that your team lost "the big game". 75 pts
by TuatsuOtter February 4, 2010
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Life Sux

The ultimate expression of life’s unfortunate events. Haven't you heard? No-one gets out alive. Life Sux!
“Most people think life sux, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sux, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty five years and you pay it back and then one day you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then one day you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.”
- Denis Leary
by Tom Smythe December 26, 2011
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LifeProTip

An LPT is a Life Pro Tip. It's something that helps you improve your life in one way or another.
LifeProTip: Put a small amount of water in a glass when you microwave your pizza to keep the crust from getting chewy.

LifeProTip: Fill a sponge with water, put it in a plastic bag, and freeze it to make an inexpensive ice pack.

LifeProTip: Throw your shower curtain in the washing machine with some vinegar before thinking of getting rid of it, to rid it of mildew and restore it like it was new again.
by bob_cobb September 11, 2012
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Life Propaganda

blogs, tweets, or any other sort of social media posts intended to declare how wonderful the author's life is. Such content is virtually devoid of any reference to problems, troubles, challenges, issues, hangups, etc. Such content is usually presented as a thin veneer for a life that is a wheels off, bodies on the tracks, train wreck existence.
Did you see Annagail's new blog? It's total life propaganda. Her reality is hot mess.
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Life Changing

If one were to find 5cents on the ground their life would have changed.
I found 5 cents and its life changing
by sebillion December 4, 2018
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Life speedrun

Person 1: You suck at this game!
Person 2: go life speedrun
by SomebodyDoingStuff March 23, 2021
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