No weed left behind!! 

You know no child left behind yea fuck that all bud will be smoked tf u doing leaving weed behind dumbass smh- E.L

Pothead1: You ready too go.
Pothead2: Bro u gonna just leave the weed u dropped rolling?
Pothead1: nah imma dust it off.
Pothead2: you ungrateful bitch! NO WEED LEFT BEHIND!!

No weed left behind!! by Kidd louie August 9, 2017

The Religious Left

Liberals who have their own definition of "the right to life".

Unlike members of the Religious Right, the Religious Left doesn't advocate ripping children from their mother's arms and putting them in cages, putting prisoners to death when witnesses have recanted and they have been refused the legal admission of DNA exoneration, or the necessity of carrying assault rifles into church. Just sayin'.

The Religious Left by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020

Your dad left you 

An act of one insulting another who is acting in a certain way.

“I support EDP445 because he did nothing wrong”
“Timothy this is why your dad left you”

Your dad left you by Meow Meow your adopted January 14, 2023

Mr. Left

That's **right**... he **left** because he wasn't da **right** guy for me.

Mr. Left sensibly LEFT because he realized dat he was Mr. WRONG as far as his being compatible with me, and so he wanted to make room in my house for Mr. RIGHT if he came along.

Mr. Left by QuacksO February 13, 2020

Sucks a left nut 

Originated by Jim Eldridge.

The phrase means to suck beyond all comprehension and reason. To suck worse than even sucking a regular nut.

"Check out the camber on this wheel arm, and the tread loss on my back tire, man. That sucks a left nut!"

Sucks a left nut by Peter Bradstock May 8, 2004

I've left my bike outside

the ultimate ironic no comment comment

I've bought you a gift
Oh that's great but I've left my bike outside
It's snowing today
That's ok then because I've left my bike outside
Labour has just won the election
That's wonderful 'cos I've left my bike outside

I've left my bike outside by AnnMarie Eldon April 25, 2006

the left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing 

You know the expression "the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing"? Meaning, usually, two arms of a larger entity (two departments of a major corporation, for example) aren't communicating well.

"The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing" means that things are so completely fucked up that they don't even know what they themselves are doing.

I can't get my healthcare provider to acknowledge that I've already paid them using the debit card issued by the very same healthcare provider. The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.

the left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing by smartwatermelon September 14, 2010