fast life

A lifestyle that will land you dead or in jail at any given moment. There are many different ways to live the fast life. These include drug dealing, robbing, gang banging or prostituting your body for money. The fast life is often a perilous career path for hustlers who make money fast in the streets. Consequently, fast life hustlers that make it to old age without being imprisoned, crippled or killed is rare because negative actions have negative consequences. Karma is a bitch. However, living fast does not necessarily involve hustling. A rock star that snorts too much blow or dope and fucks too many groupies and ends up overdosing or contracting AIDS is an example of living too fast. Living fast is also usually correlated with consistent heavy long-term drug and alcohol abuse and sexual promiscuity. People who live the fast life often lack morals, so they consistently choose to engage in dangerous, reckless activity that endangers their own well-being and safety as well of others.

It is easy to start living fast and let your life spiral out of control. The best remedy is to surround yourself with positive people, develop a strong set of morals, enjoy drugs & drinks in moderation and keep a good relationship with God and you'll be alright.
Fast Life- He likes to wheel and deal.
Fast Life- He likes to rob and steal.
Fast Life- How long can a good thing last?
Fast Life- Your future can be your past.
by Realidad May 30, 2009
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Life cake

Alternative word for a females butt, highly recommend to be confused with dessert
by Dgklegit March 19, 2017
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Game for Life

If something belongs to you, whose is it? Avoid the word or suffer the consequences - 10 pressups every time the word is mentioned.
Guy 1 "Whose pint is this?"
Guy 2 "Hey that's MINE!"
Fellow Gentlemen "GET DOWN!"
Guy 1 "Shouldn't have joined the game for life!"
Guy 2 "Awwwwww sheeeeit"
by fuckthegame September 21, 2010
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this is not real life

an angieism used when something is outrageous, unreasonable, or inconceivable.
mr. welsch passes out an frq so hard that it makes you want to kill yourself. "this is not real life" describes the overall difficulty of the question and the consensus of the class that we have no idea what we are doing.
by thisisnotreallife1993 November 11, 2010
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Fart Life

The average amount of time it take a fart to dissipate.
Jim's fart life is 30 minutes so do NOT go into the bathroom after him.
by Ploooterman November 27, 2016
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Dumpster Life

The future lifestyle assumed of an individual who is heavily tattooed. Often includes thugs, criminals, scummy teenagers, prostitutes and various other groups of unsavory people. Such people are headed for a dark and gloomy future involving crime, drug addiction and murder.
Friend 1: Did you hear, John got a new tattoo of barbed wire around his wrist?
Friend 2: Oh man, John is headed for the Dumpster Life.
by Fagel12345 May 24, 2015
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