Keeping the doctor away

shoving apple slices up your bum. also referred to as Doing the Newton and Baking a pie

You want to go out to the club tonight?

I can't. I'm keeping the doctor away so I gotta stay close to the john

by Irma Gurd October 3, 2013

Keepering

Keepering; is when your goalkeeper in football (soccer) makes what should be a simple save or catch into a horrendous mistake.

Keepering Football Soccer Goalkeeper SundayLeague PubTeam

by KINGZz November 20, 2013

Keeping your nose clean

Keeping your nose clean means are you staying out of trouble

Boy: "Did you see that your homeboy got locked up for drug possession?"

Girl: "Yeah, I know he is your friend, but I hope you are keeping your nose clean."

by ThatgurlJo216 March 22, 2016

keepin it funk

Keeping it real or keeping it g

I'm really not trynna wait in this line keepin it funk.. trynna go somewhere else?

by Whitelashes March 30, 2017

keepsnake

a keepsnake refers to a person who is of low intellectual, moral, and social standards, and is willing to go to any length to become recognized, acknowledged, or validated.
Usually very loyal to the person giving the orders, and can be venomous, injurious, and evil to their intended target.
Michael Cohen was a keepsnake for Donald Trump

Hey man, what about that guy who stole your car?

Well I guess I'm just going to have to send my keepsnake, Larry Low-crawl over to rattle his cage a little!

by Dr. Spankenstein November 13, 2019

keepcalmandhatetaurus

keepcalmandhatetaurus Literally are so funny for WHAT. Like his content IS SO FUNNY FOR WHAT LMAOOOO 😭😭😭 it's literally do dumb and entertaining for what 🤨🤨🤨

I've been watching keepcalmandhatetaurus's content for the past 15 minutes send help 😍

by bestiebestiebestie March 12, 2021

Keep9

The person that has a thing for fire and says "this bot sucks" all the time

Dank Bot: No results found
Keep9: This bot sucks

by Keep8 September 18, 2021