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Sonnel Jenkings

A state of mind where a person is infatuated with munting and Brazilian flicker gooning
Yo bro you alright

nah bro im tripping off the Sonnel Jenkings pack
by SkibdiSigma123 October 15, 2024
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Matthew Jenkins

A man who is a Matthew jenkins is a man who is just all around an amazing person and is super good looking rich asf stacking bands and shit
Matthew is such a Matthew Jenkins and he's also way taller than Ryan mortis
by Matt_jenk November 25, 2024
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Taylor Jenkins

A cur-ball head looking ass poor excuse of an NBA bitch ass head coach for the Memphis lame ass grizzlies

This motherfucker thinks he's a great head coach and can't beat golden state without his fuckin psychotic looney ass player ja Morant

And worst of all he doesn't even fuckin know what the rules are she gets technicals almost every night

Grizzlies organization please fire this fake bitch ass fool Taylor Jenkins ❤️X
Taylor Jenkins; (gets hired as a fucking coach) alright man we're letting that escaped mental patient ja Morant lead the team

Ja Morant; (Posses noise)
Team: (gets scared and let's ja Morant do everything)
Taylor Jenkins: hell yeah I'm the best

-Weeks later -
No ja Morant
Team: tries to play together

Taylor Jenkins:; shit shit shit my mutant is hurt (tries blaming others and eventually runs out of excuses )

The end
by Bleeding guns March 21, 2024
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Dopamine Junkies

Nonono motherfuck just co-opting anything thing I was saying look at how trash these motherfuckers are!
Hym "And you're gonna pay fucking 50 to go to this motherfuckers seminar about how you got to let him reconfigure your mind-brain and adopt his mindset so you can balance your fucking energies only to end up with less than the guy who stole the shit he's telling from me. And then you hang yourself... Nobody even hears about it until months later... And THAT SAME MOTHERFUCKER... It's going to prop up your corpse and use you as an example as to why you need to buy tickets to his NEXT Ted talk and fucking give him another 50 dollars! 'Oh, yeah, that fucking Alex man. He didn't pay for my fucking super dopamine exercise mindset energy cleanse and then he fucking hung himself bro! That's why you gotta detoxify your masculine Chakra and enter the flow-state-mode to maximize you true self-potential by signing up for my course where I teach you how to exorcize energy vampires and dopamine junkies! You gotta do it bro! Sign up and pay me 50 dollars or you're gonna kill yourself like Alex bro!' And then he gets his dick sucked on a bed made out of your money."
by Hym Iam April 8, 2024
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Leroy jenkin’d

When you single handedly carry your team/do an insane play, in real life or online
The play was so good it was considered leroy jenkin’d by his teammates
by Namerman_69 August 13, 2024
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Hayley Jenkins

your my hayley jenkins
by flarised August 16, 2024
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Highway junkie

A highway junkie is a mofo who be on the highway and they be dumb as hell, they are a disturbance’s to US ALL! And they don’t know how to drive. They can be any race and they hide among the population
Damn momma imma have to call you back there be hella highway junkies drivin me off the road right now…ahhh… oh fuck me … mom I love you tell my baby moms I always hated her and my baby girl I love her…oh no… DAMN THESE HIGHWAY JUNKIES AHHHHHHH
by $kips April 29, 2024
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