jew cave

A home of many many jewish people in which the jews feed of of each others money.

I was on my way to school the other day, and i went past this huge jew cave, and i could smell the money being cooked.

by skeety-doop April 24, 2009

Jew move

when you are playing a videogame and you and another person are fighting. You kill the other guy, but you have low health and another guy comes out of hiding and kills you in no time.

Joe: yes! I finally killed you Eric.....
Colin (comes in): SPLAT!!
Joe: Wow Colin that was a Jew move.

by Landon Conrad December 16, 2008

rush jew

A person with male features, who in fact has a vagina, and will screw any one out of any thing, even family. he will buy a wrecked car for 400 bucks and sell it for 4,000.

you get the rush jew deal?

ya.

How much you pay for it?

4hundo.
how much you sell it for?
4g's

by the rush jew killer June 9, 2009

Ass jew

When you take a poo and it comes out curly

When Adam Sandler Shits,Ass jew

by Fitz & Vinny June 11, 2006

Jew-Walker

Rich people who are generally cheap who like to take evening walks on their massive piece of lake-front property.

Mr. and Mrs. Taylor are such Jew-Walkers. All they do is walk around their lake-front property.

by E-surance and Mad dog August 22, 2008

jew ton

A large quantity of something, like that a jew might have. Typically refers to valuable.

Also: jew tonne, metric jew ton
Syn: jew load

Etymology: first used to refer to quantities of jew gold, which is itself a reference to South Park.

"Achmed, how much equipment did you end up ordering yesterday from Newegg?"
"Oh, like a fucking jew ton."

by Teh Achmed January 11, 2009

Jew Hunters

A group of people that seek out members of the Jewish Community (predominantly Hasidics)in order to take pictures of them. Their love, admiration and fascination of their customs and acessories such as yamikas, curls, holidays and theirbirds' nests create an obsession. Most of these people are not actually jewish but become so obsessedwith them that they begin celebrating their holidays and usually end up practicing their religion. Sometimes women are called jew chasersbecause they are out their looking for a husband. Often in highly populated Hasidic communities such as New Square, kj and monsey these people go on their hunting expeditions. #looking4husband

The Jew Hunters were spotted Saturday night in Wal-Mart, where they took photographs of Hasidics because they were looking for a husband.

by Odin villanowitz December 29, 2014