A town in bergen county where half the town rides around in Range Rovers and the other half still drives mini vans. The boys and girls get a long fairly well here, even though the boys can be complete dicks and the girls can be somewhat try hard and major hoes. If you’re an average “Oaklander” you will go to Juniors Pizzeria after school. And if you’re wondering how kids get there, they ride their bikes, or can be seen walking in large groups. At Indian Hills football games, occasionally the whole 7th and 8th grade go onto the hill and play football, even though there is one right in front of them. The girls tend to listen to music, while the boys play football and not pay attention to either of the two games going on. After ALL these games, everyone goes to Juniors. (and some white girls so to starbucks). This my friends, is oakland.
by slurp22345 November 9, 2018
Get the oakland new jerseymug. when a horny girl is fucked by two guys one in the ass and the other vaginally and respectively lifted off the ground.
by polly wagler August 4, 2010
Get the new jersey forkliftmug. The act of banging a chick in the armpit on top of a woodchipper while purchasing a meatball sandwich on ebay.
Oh my God man, I'm so freaking tired because I was driving the truck to Jersey all night and then the cops came and they wanted to interview me for TV!
by Hornplr15 December 8, 2009
Get the Driving the truck to Jerseymug. by jospin December 17, 2008
Get the A New Jersey 10mug. A New Jersey Reload occurs when someone is in an intense firefight and they run out of ammo. The shooter then drops his weapon and takes a weapon off of a dead shooter.
by Chuck Duece August 6, 2010
Get the New Jersey Reloadmug. It's when you are fucking a girl on a pile of trash, then you smear shit all over her like a fake tan.
by mrssnuts March 27, 2011
Get the New jersey turnpikemug. the most absurd highway system in the world. it is quite possibly the only highway that has tolls on EVERY EXIT. You don't have to pay any money to get on the turnpike, only to get off. Just like the GWB (costs 0 to go from NY to NJ, but $6 to go the other way). Also, if you are black, you'll probably get racially profiled. The NJ State Police have HISTORICALLY pulled over disparate numbers of black drivers.
White guy: Dude I'm going like 120 on the New Jersey Turnpike!!
Other white guy: Don't worry, you won't get pulled over, you're white.
Other white guy: Don't worry, you won't get pulled over, you're white.
by McDizzle March 29, 2004
Get the new jersey turnpikemug.