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Jean

Jean, as a male name, is an amazing person... You will never meet someone like Jean in your entire life. He's very goofy and has absolutely no shame for acting batshit stupid just to make you smile. He is willing to sacrifice anything just for you.

Once he's decided he loves you, he will never give up on you...ever... He's is an amazing friend and A VERY PASSIONATE and funny lover. He most likely named his dick something either funny or ironic. Yeah... He's that shameless.

He will enjoy your company no matter what and will always listen to your problems. His kisses give you butterflies and his dominant nature in the bed will make you see the stars.

He looks hot in EVERY ANGLE And has a KILLER jawline...

He loves his friends very much and will never give up on anyone. Did I mention he's one hell of a sadist?... Yah...

Jean is simply amazing, and even though he has his own set of MAYOR issues, he will always make time and space for you. Keep him close, and keep him safe... He will do the same for you
you: goodnight Jean, ily

Jean: awww GOODNIGHT I LOVE YOU FOREVERRR and may all the stars hug you!!! <3

You: I- ... 😫💖
by tinytubs11 January 21, 2021
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Jeans beans

Jeans beans

When you have a high fibre diet and shit your keks
“All of that Heinz has given me the jeans beans”
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Zoom jeans

Denim pants casually worn as the bottom half of a dressy outfit, such as shirt, or blouse, blazer and tie, which is off-camera during a Zoom videoconference requiring business apparel.
When I have to wear Zoom jeans, I don’t bother with a belt, either.
by anonymous March 1, 2021
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apple bottom jeans

"She got dem apple bottom jeans
boots with the fur
got the whole club looking at her-"
"JESSICA did you sleep with your goddamn teacher"
"no i did-"
"yes You DID"
"NO I DIDNT"
"YES YOU DIIIIID"
"*SCREAMS OF FIGHTING*"
by gbarilaairbgeagberila March 3, 2021
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Jean

A Epic, Funny, Cool, Swag Person
That guy is so Jean
by EpicGenocide March 9, 2021
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JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME

Where a man proceeds to perform the jean claude van damme styled splits between a set of chairs and has a girl give him a rim job while dressed as chun li
"Bro, sophie gave me the best jean claude van damme experience of my life!"
by Bruce ri March 17, 2021
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Jean

Bro is so fucking cool you can’t compete. Anyone named Jean is a god made by god himself! If your name is Jean you’re superior just know that. Jean supremacy!
Person 1: have you seen how cool he is?! I wish I was him.
Person 2: That's a Jean alright!
by Vin March 18, 2021
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