Jason Mimosa

When you pour a mimosa down a man’s back and someone drinks it as it flows through his ass crack and drips off his taint and balls.

Studies show Jason mimosas are the drinks of choice among bachelorette parties and Marines

by Jason Mimosa September 14, 2023

Jason Lin

A super sugoi gambare umai person. Tends to stay inside and play games. Wishes to live in the ramen-loving Japan we all love and know.

You are such a Jason Lin.

by JenJenGlazer September 18, 2023

Jason kuk

An object that is difficult to fit in places but once it's in it fits perfect.

The truck had a hard time squeezing in the garage but it turned out to Jason kuk after some pulling it in and out.

by Oldgf October 4, 2023

jason the furry

jason is a weird person who has curly hair and alot of bumps on his face. hes super weird and he acts and looks like a furry.

you remember jason?

oh jason the furry?

by wawkhardt October 5, 2023

Jason

The most handsome person ever ❤️

The Jason is sexy

by Mememan24 November 22, 2021

Jason

Jason is a young man with a fetish for females with male genitalia.

He is very likely to put his phone in the microwave while calling you.

- Did he just hang up on me?
- Maybe he pulled a Jason?
- You think he digs chicks with dicks?
- Nah, the phone thing.

by Isha boi November 22, 2021

Jason

a man with no hair, but thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

adam: who’s that thick boy with no hair

kenzie: that’s just Jason

by ppdestroyer_718 November 22, 2021