The cuntiest of cunts. Will put you in a choke hold and then get bitchy when you tell him to shut up. Will only approach you when your other friend isn't around because he's scared of her.
Never admitted you've always been stronger than him because it would
hurt his silly little ego. Furthermore, is somehow homophobic but also
gay.
Person1: Jack is such a fucking
cunt
Person2: Yeah, he's why I
dislike how
weak I feel
Person1: I want to kick him in the balls