Iron-bar

When a middle aged (Russian) man heats up an anvil over a stove for 3 hours on 350 degrees then puts his dick on the anvil and smacks it with a hammer. After it is heated up the man hits his significant other with it in the act of sexual intercourse.

Jacob: Hey man what kind of moves do you use in bed with your wife?

Russian: Have you tried the iron-bar? It works like a charm.

by Johnporkconnoisseur November 9, 2025

Iron Ingots

The biggest Chads around. The best of the best. Iron is like a man in the form of Iron. If you see it in minecraft grab it. You will use to for important things.

Person 1: You see any Iron Ingots
Person 2: Thats a chad

by natesark08 March 6, 2021

Waffle iron

Something you call somebody when they won’t stop fucking waffling on about dumb shit

“stop being such a waffle iron”

by Eggsalad69 May 15, 2020

Iron Dome

Yeah, um... Should have probably invested in the Aegis.

Hym "Did they do the 70/30 thing? To break the Iron dome? Did they use the thing?"

by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

Iron Clap

A women with a muscular vagina and also has a gnarly case of gonorrhea.

Person 1: Hey man did you ever fuck that chick?
Person 2: Nah man she had an Iron Clap I wasn't going near that!
Person 1: Sorry to hear that.

by Born At Walmart January 12, 2016

Iron Schneider

An Iron Schneider is what comes out of you when you poop after being constipated. A very hard log.

Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after downing 4 bowls of All Bran!

by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025

Iron Maiden

Quite possibly one of the greatest metal bands to ever walk the earth. In my humble opinion, Their best album is "Somewhere in Time"

Me: Do you like iron maiden?
Person #2: Oh hell no, I don't listen to that shit!
Me: *Punches them in the balls*

by Urban Infinity 2.0 January 19, 2022