Halasy's First Law of Internet Interaction

For every action, there's a social media overreaction. See also: Rayzl's Corollary

Tumblr exemplifies Halasy's First Law of Internet Interaction.

by Andrastegb February 23, 2015

internet cool

Someone who is internet is far from cool in real life. And I don't mean that they are nerds that people have actually heard of I mean those inbetween kids that you see in the hall and wonder if they're new, when you've seen them before and have went to school with them for 5 years. They go into chatrooms with retardly random names that are nothing like their real names to trick people into thinking they are clever. They make lots of e-friends by seeming to be nice/normal at first but then use the power of their internet popularity to be a total dick. Most people stick by the internet cool person to appear internet cool aswell. The internet cool person then becomes a total smartass to everyone and they all make internet inside jokes and get on the computer whenever they can.
They mostly always say things like:
Ohai, Lulz, Bai, Kthxbai, Guise, etc.

internet cool person: ohaiguise.
normal person: wtf.

by fgtftw October 26, 2008

Internet Lesbian

A straight hot woman willing to do girl on girl sex for a chance to become famous in the internet porn world.

I wouldn't mind taking a shot at that Internet Lesbian and testing her true sexual identity.

by Jayophonic May 7, 2009

internet explorer

A browser that comes standard with Windows. It was once one of the best, but has since become outdated and susceptible to Spyware and viruses. The worst thing about it is that it can't really be removed from Windows, especially since some sites only work with IE.

I started Internet Explorer and started cursing at the flood of pop-ups.

by El Singario October 2, 2005

Internet Model

Chickenheads who either pay some douche bag to take half naked pictures of themselves or take them with their cell phones in a mirror and Photoshop them. These internet skanks then proceed to post them on social networking sites such as Facebook and Myspace and claim to be models.

"why are you half naked in your Facebook pictures and why are they all touched up?"

"oh, i'm a model"

"have you ever even beed paid to model"

"no, i'm a internet model yet to be discovered"

"so basically your a online whore?"

by samdirtystayout January 24, 2010

internet

Supposedly a medium for exchanging data and educational resources. Now it's just a place where you can find porn, warez, and drugs.

I'm gonna go surf the Internet today.

by AYB March 10, 2003

internet

It's a series of tubes.

"The Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes."

by SteamGunner January 26, 2007