poo weed

shitty weed or weed that smells like skunk

i smoked the poo weed it is terrible

by cancwer September 23, 2018

tree-weed

A tree or large shrub that is sometimes difficult to keep out of seldom mowed lawns and often ignored gardens. They commonly grow fast from seed, re-sprout from cut stumps, or spread underground with runner roots.

Sally: That maple stump send up a new crop of shoots on ya?

Susie: Ya, grows like a regular tree-weed. I'm gonna have to get dirty and dig the whole stump up.

by IvyWood March 30, 2010

creep weeding

sifting through the many terrible online singles profiles for that one good guy.

i just met an amazing guy online. i had to go through a lot of creep weeding to find him, but i finally did.

by lilyofthevalley22 December 18, 2012

tim weed

tim weed is when u have old/bad weed

Man this weed is trash, this is some tim weed.

by BlakeTheRake September 16, 2021

Weed Shark

A weed shark is a shark that is high and always steals your girlfriend

Dude 1: Man he is such a weed shark
Dude 2: He stole my girl. What a weed shark.

by Mxlllyyy June 6, 2018

Weed goblin

A person who hordes weed or smokes huge amounts not to get high but just for the sake of consuming it

"Hey this joint is almost halfway done you should roll another"
"Dude stop being such a weed goblin its not gonna walk away"

by Jack.ingoff January 6, 2022

white weed

someone who smokes weed to show off.

she constantly says she’s so high and asks if her eyes are red. it’s like she’s just a white weed

by atthebarn September 28, 2019