Cave Paintings

the markings left behind from a beastly turd after flushing it.

"LOL! you should have saw the cave paintings left behind that that beast drew on the way down the poop shoot!"

by SkeksiesAKArissa September 29, 2011

pool paint

a form of anal sex where you lather a thick layer of your choice of paint on the penis/strap on when inserting into partners ass while in a pool.

male: “hey babe let’s pool paint tonight! ;)”
female: “ok! i’ll bring my hot pink glitter strap-on!”

by poolpainter69 July 26, 2022

Painting the canvas

When you are about to ejaculate during intercourse and opt to pull out and blow your load all over your significant other's torso.

Painting the Canvas is my favorite form of birth control.

by thegreatretailcaper March 17, 2016

Paint Can Face

when a girl (usually an ugly one) puts on way too much make up, so much so that it's as if she has painted it on her face. She does this in hopes to attract a guy but almost always has the opposite effect.

I was going to hit on that chick I saw across the club but when I got closer I saw she was a paint can face so I aborted that mission faster then an unwanted fetus.

by Moogen31 August 10, 2011

paint her walls

When you fuck a chick and cum inside her painting her pussy walls white with cum

Bro I was banging that slut from the bar and I had to paint her walls

by Someguy1989 May 15, 2023

painting the peach

A sex act which involves the male pulling his penis out of the vagina and cumming on the outside. The male then uses his penis to spread the sperm all over her ass, almost like painting a canvas.

I didn’t want to get her pregnant, so I pulled out and started painting the peach”

by tcnt20 December 15, 2019

Painting the Walls

Blowing your brains out; shooting self

Yeah I’ve been playing games all day to refrain from painting the walls.

by Dudely January 23, 2022