half ply

When having sexual intercourse with a buff woman, she curls your body and gives you oral sex at the same time.

damn, you know that female bodybuilder I was talking to at the bar last night? yeah, so we went to her place and she gave me the half ply.

by RzR_rawr June 28, 2009

half dude

is simply a large unattractive black woman who enjoys smaller white boys/men. Typically smelly and repusive to look at.

queen latifa, most women with the name of jade, danyet, lateesha, lafonda, or anything related to that would be a half dude

by charlesthebeast October 27, 2008

Half Dyke

Someone who is bisexual, but indecisive as to which team they bat for. Dithering between homo and hetero sexuality.

A lesbian who is only short and therefore only constitutes half a person

'Nat you're such a half-dyke'
'She can never decide which side of the cookie she likes, what a half dyke'
'Is that allowed, wait, that's a grown woman. What a half dyke'

by Emily Bennet February 4, 2009

gypsy half

When you ask for a gypsy half you are asking for a quarter of a cigarette, usually just past the letters.

Skint Man "Heya can I have half of that."

Man with cigarette "No wai"

Skint Man "Okay how bout a gypsy half"

Man with cigartee "Knock yourself out"

by Ricky-Acid November 14, 2007

half cocked

The state of your cock being neither limp nor hard, but in the middle.

I couldn't get it up, so I had to fuck your mom half cocked

by C&B Connection June 21, 2006

half-laughed

Usually Dealing With Smoking Marijuana. When You Just Don't Get High Enough And You Need Just A Couple More Hits. It is considered Half-laughed

Come on man just give me one more hit im only half-laughed.

by swanson(illest) June 10, 2008

Half-tan

When only half of your body gets tanned in a tanning bed because you forgot to close the lid.

Duder 1: "Hey doggy, what did you do this weekend?"

Duder 2: "Ah went tanning playboi. My back got f*cked up burnt."

Duder 1: "What? Did you forget to close the lid or something you half-tan ass?"

Duder 2: "You're supposed to close the lid?"

by westfalia May 31, 2011