Granda

This is when your grandparent has an unknown gender and or laser vision.

My granda just cut me some food with their laser vision

by Hdfjjrfv September 24, 2017

Grand Rapids Blow Job

A place in Michigan to get great head from some dork named Bill. He loves the cock.

Some dude: I'm taking a trip to Michigan...know any good tings to do

Other dude: Oh yah! get yourself a Grand Rapids Blow Job!

Some dude: ohhh, sounds pleasant ;-)

Other dude: Yah, Bill loves teh cock.

by Bill loves the cock May 19, 2004

grandads spunk

old codgers pearly nozzle mustard (aka) curdled pentioners milk,
or some times reffered to in retirement homes as 'off milk'

there was off milk all over my grandads slippers....

my grandmar loves grandads spunk...

by James Barnsley November 14, 2007

Grand Merissa

The sexual act/position where the girl and the guy arouse eachother for along time just to starve themselves then the guy will stand up and then pick her up. The girl will rest her upper back and head on the bedwhile she finds her way around him. then he can pick her upper body up and lick/pinch/suck her breasts. He will then jump around the room.

Logan: Daaaanm .... i did a grand merissa with her and we had an explosive orgasm!!!"

by Leah bearrr February 17, 2008

Grand Piece Online

A high quality Roblox anime game inspired by the popular anime One Piece.

Person 1: Hey Joe, I finally reached max level on Grand Piece online! Lets have a 1v1!

Person 2: Sorry, not now. I'm still farming for a phoenix fruit.

by dowashi April 11, 2021

Grand Rapids White Sauce

What comes out of you when you get a grand rapids blow job. Not the most quality of ejaculations, but well worth it. After all, Bill loves the cock.

Dude #1: Good god, i just made a 10 gallon drum of the Grand Rapids White Sauce.

Dude #2: Im surprised you even got it up dude!

Dude #1: Yah, i closed my eyes and pretended it was my dog giving me head instead of that Bill guy......

by Bill loves the cock May 19, 2004

Grainne

Son of Barney

Barneys son is called grainne

by OctaveOfLove June 12, 2009