You Got Peen'd

To have a penis drawn on something without you know

oh man...Chris walked away from his desk for 2 seconds to play ping pong and Whippy totally peen'd his diary!

'You Got Peen'd Man!'

by Ga Ga Ga October 21, 2008

got stoned with two birds

The animal-friendly alternative to "killing two birds with one stone." ...who does that?

Instead of just waiting around for an hour, I got stoned with two birds and finished my biology homework.

by magnoliak January 31, 2014

Got wind up ya bum

When someone/something is running around all silly or crazy

Mum to kid running around "You Got wind up ya bum!"

The cats got wind up its bum!

by Shazzwazza January 29, 2015

Got Dem Carps

Possessing an uncanny ability to bed the opposite sex, despite appearance, wealth, or social standing. Reasons for this range from the unknown to large amounts of cocaine.

Ol' Fred is ugly as shit but he gets all the ladies.

Aye, he got dem carps doe.

by DannyLongDong December 7, 2015

got them dubs

Winning a softball, baseball game. A win is a dub

Ayee we got them dubs tonight

by Hittaaa May 24, 2016

Ian got time for it

A thing you say at the end of a sentence when u don't give a fuck , don't wanna continue talking , or to shut someone off from saying anything to you.

Johnathan: " bitch , she over there looking at you "
Me: "let her look cause Ian got time for it ! "

by Bloopblop22 February 11, 2017

got the turk

Having a big butt

“Yo Devon Sarah got the Turk bro I’m bouta smash”

by Jamaican pineapple January 17, 2018