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Goat Herder

A extremely drunk male who has forgotten and/or given up on having any sort of self respect and standards that will try to get his fuk on with any and all female within 2 meters of him. Not discriminating on looks, size or how much of a dirty goat slut the female is.
G is such a Goat Herder. It fantastic
by kumkee June 21, 2004
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goat fornicator

A term opposite, but equal to calling someone a teabagger, but referencing a liberal hippie pinko commie.
The term "goat fornicator" (when used in reference to the hippie pinko commie left) is political speech. Its use has been allowed on LJWorld.com for quite some time.
by Reticent January 20, 2011
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Goals

"If you google search goals you just see pictures of me"
by Abbigailmarie13 June 18, 2017
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Shaved the Goat

(A common high school expression slowly sprouting in Los Angeles.)
If a guy gets head from a girl, he has "shaved the goat". Thus in this expression, the girl's goat has been shaved. Although she is the one doing the action, it is her goat that has been shaved.
Did sheila do what I think she did to Mark in the car?
_Yeah, she got on her knees in front of him and he shaved the goat.
by Robyso May 17, 2006
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Goat Nigger

A stinky, middle aged, cack-a-lackin, black mr. Scrooge looking ass baboon, named either Malik, or Rafiki, sporting $130 Jordan's paid in full by unemployment, while their multiple children lack basic human needs, thus cementing their role as a soon to be GOAT NIGGER; An unfortunately common species that needs population control ; Society's premier recipient of government services, and over policing; the entirety of the Ferguson city population; A farm animal among humans.
Person#1: Hey, the other day I saw Ray-Ray going to the post office, it was the first of the month, he got paid, and then he went directly to the package store, and proceeded to rob the place. He is such a burden on society.
Person#2 (shaking his head): Yea man, I went to school with Ray-Ray , we were friends until he stole my pumas, he's such a goat nigger.
by ONLYjokingNOh8 August 2, 2016
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Goasting

Goasting = goat + fisting, or goat fisting. The process whereby one powerfists a goat, and then carries it around on their arm for several days, flapping one's arms like a large bird, saying "baw, baw, baw" with eyes crossed is goasting.

Women can also be involved in the late stages as the goat falls off the arm, which can then be used to cunt punch.
Goasting: it's what's for dinner.
by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009
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goat

a hot girls less atractive best friend who fallows her every where she goes in hopes being able to interact or hook up with people shes not qualified to be with but the hot friend is. some times when a girl brings her goat it is a positive thing especialy for a dessperate friend in need.
dude if your girlfriend is coming to the show with us can you tell her to bring her goat for me
by brick wall! April 22, 2009
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