baja fresh

Chipotle is way better than baja fresh. Baja fresh is just a bunch of salsa dumped on a taco shell with some meat. Chipotle gives you an over-stuffed delicious, nearly orgasmic, food experience that leaves you with a fulfilling stomach ache that lets you know that you've eaten well. Baja fresh isn't even fresh. Why do they say so? Their stuff comes in frozen bags. Yumm. Chipotle is so good. Way better than baja fresh. I would rather eat old taco bell than baja fresh. Baja fresh might even be a public health hazard. I don't know but it could cause cancer, or even premature fattness.

customer: yo could i get a burrito?

Baja Fresh: sure, here's some shit i found in the garbage can that Joe the homeless guy wouldn't even eat.

customer: That's disgusting. I'm going to chipotle. And I'm calling the FDA on you. You gross mofo.

Baja Fresh: Ahhh shit.

by burrito battle December 19, 2007

Fleshlight cum-sucker

A Fleshlight cum-sucker is a guy who likes to suck the cum out of other guys' Fleshlights.

There are a few Fleshlight cum-suckers who live with us in this pod, 'cause I went to use mine, and it was licked clean!

by USAF Cadet April 3, 2021

fresh as death

someone strangely and undefinably acceptable; highly approved for reasons undetermined.

With those wet, orange cotton shorts, she is fresh as death.

by Allison Hefner June 28, 2008

Flesh stick

1. Another word for penis

2. The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.

3. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.

4. If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. Basically, a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.A pleasure making machine for both sexes.

When I'm lost in this world, my flesh stick always leads the way.

Hey, wanna ride my throbbing flesh stick you sexy thing ;)

I was sitting in my class wearing basketball shorts and got an erection, then my teacher grabbed my flesh stick because she thought it was my phone.

"Those who grip their flesh sticks as if they were writhing snakes and pull at them until they can see nothing but a tunnel of light are of the Devil's hairy, cum-stiffened hand and should preferably be set alight in the name of God."~ Some lady who despises wankers.

by zingeraddict October 9, 2011

One-eyed Flesh Weasel

The One-eyed Flesh Weasel is a very common beast. It is found hidden in a Forest of Hairs. They come in different shapes and sizes. Some are like penis other like sausages and other are like pizza pans. When they become to excited they become really tall. Some are reported to get as tall as 12 inches. If you get the One-eyed Flesh Weasel to excited to will spilt white fluid at you and make you wet and sticky.

Man 1- Dude some over here i think i found an One-eyed Flesh Weasel

Man 2- No way let me see

Man 1- Be careful dont get it excited

Man 2- OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT

Man 1- dude stop yelling you going to get it excited

Man 2- HOW CAN I NOT YELL IT LOOKS LIKE A DI......

Man 2- Oh god it got me wet and sticky

Man 1- Me to I told you not to yell

by chef suckmyballs February 25, 2010

dub. fresh

a group of friends across the 757 that drive vag cars(vw/audi). they are all pretty much baller.

your only a real baller if your in dub. fresh.

by kingding dong April 23, 2008

fresh

1. something or someone that's cool
2. another way of saying "yo thats tight"
3. slick, sly, trying to put the moves on, hitting on..etc.

1. yo he's looking fresh; thats a fresh pencil, send it
2. o! i got to admit dats pretty fresh still
3. don't try to get all fresh nd wat with me, anthony. better keep your hands to yourself and keep it in your pants! damn yo i aint feeling u like dat! we just friends, aight? cool

by onequeermarshmellow December 18, 2008