French Steamer

...you don't want to know

Guy #1: I just read that they took a French Steamer

Guy #2: Ewww.... I dont want to know

by TheTwenty October 21, 2010

French Monocle

When a man places one testicle on one eye of another person. The positioning mimics the wearing of a monocle. Similar to the act of tea-bagging.

Guy #1: Dude, what did you do to Sally while she was passed out?

Guy #2: Not, much, just the standard French Monocle. Took pics. Check the Web.

by The Guy who likes gerbils April 15, 2009

French Prince

A french prince is an injury received from being felated by a person with a pierced tongue. An unintentional Prince Albert.

Man, I had to go to the hospital last night. Some chick I met at the bar gave me a french prince.

by Micro67 May 7, 2010

french fry

When you look like a potato and you're also super greasy.

I look like a potato and I've been sweating at the gym all day and I'm so greasy and disgusting. I'm a french fry today.

by reluctant liar July 15, 2016

French Vanilla

White girl

French Vanilla, butter pecan, chocolate deluxe even caramel sundaes is getting touched

by French vanillz October 23, 2016

French Montana

tongue kissing a butthole after a long horse ride. A special case of a rim-job

After a long ride across the plains, I got her to give me the old French Montana, even though I was sweating my balls off

by ysoslo January 16, 2017

Maple Syrup ...French Toast

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1. A common greeting between friends.

2. A song by the band Gruvis Malt.

3. A damn fine delicacy.

1. "Hey, buddy. Maple Syrup." "Dude ...French Toast. I haven't seen you in ages!"

2. "Did you hear the new song by Gruvis Malt? Its called Maple Syrup ...French Toast."

3. "Damn. I'm having an orgasm from this Maple Syrup ...French Toast. Its like an orgy in my mouth."

by Mike of the Jungle September 28, 2005