by DoItInTheSouth August 23, 2022
by Breakfast Sausage With Nut Pls April 19, 2017
When you wake up from having sizzling, steamy dreams of your girl(or boy) and are bulging out of your boxer briefs and they’re waiting to devour it.
Oh baby I must have been thinking about how hot last night was. See this breakfast sausage ? It’s all for you. Thank you for an unforgettable night!
by Scrotal Apnea May 25, 2024
Asshole 1 : Look guys! I'm eating Balkan Breakfast!
Some random dude in the comments : stfu that ain't the Balkan Breakfast you absolute foolish nigga
Some random dude in the comments : stfu that ain't the Balkan Breakfast you absolute foolish nigga
by shiiishkebab December 08, 2024
The term Midwest Breakfast was adopted from a popular Midwestern service station chain, Casey's. To qualify as a Midwest Breakfast, a male and female fornicate the evening prior. In the morning, the girl performers fellatio on the man - consuming the leftover remnants that remain on the man's penis from the night before; presumably for breakfast.
"Debra and I did anal last night. She got hungry this morning and went ATM for some Midwest Breakfast!"
"Don't shower babe, I'm ready for some Midwest Breakfast!"
"Don't shower babe, I'm ready for some Midwest Breakfast!"
by Midwest Brkfst Connoisseur September 27, 2023
The act of Eating McNuggets and drinking a Four Loko in the shower. This is usually done after sleeping in until the early afternoon, but it can technically be done any time of the day. Some individuals also “salt” the rim of their Four Loko with methamphetamine crystals, however this variation is unique to certain regions and is not considered “traditional”.
Kyle: Hey Sarah, do you want anything to eat?
Sarah: No thanks, I just had a Floridian Breakfast and I’m feeling pretty good.
Sarah: No thanks, I just had a Floridian Breakfast and I’m feeling pretty good.
by CatDaddy2022 February 03, 2024
by Yamar Jackson March 26, 2022