Flappy Cack

A long flopping penis

....And then I left her a mushroom face tatto when I hit her with tha flappy cack

by Armstrizzle April 30, 2004

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flapping

The act of eating a girl's pussy aggressively- similar to motorboating but down below

Present tense
"What you up to dave mate?"
"nothin' much, just flapping the shit outta my girlfriend"

Past tense
"Alright dave?"
"Yeah mate just flapped the shit outta my girlfriend last night"

Future tense
"whatcha doin' tonight dave?"
"gunna flap the shit outta my girlfriend mate"

The process is remarkably similar to the gif below

by maddogdave May 15, 2016

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Flappy Doors

A loose opening to a female's nether region!

I was gunna much her box till i saw those flappy doors!

by Landon* December 14, 2005

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Flappy bird

Piece of shit game that fucking got fucking pulled of the fucking market on the fucking phone because the creator, Satan, got too many death threats because of this stupid fucking flappy piece of flappy shit. He has no legs and is just a fucking legless fucking piece of shit who is addicted to pipes. There are far too many remakes of this game.

Mick "yo bitch you got that bitchy bitch ass game flappy bird, I hate it bitch."
Dave "nope. much frustrating, I have the remake of it, Farting Panda"
Mick "Life is a bitchy ass bitch!"

by derpymcconquerer April 9, 2014

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Forever Flaps

Term used to describe extremely/eternally elongated Labia Majora.

So basically, unnaturally long pussy flaps.

Holy motherfisting Christ Jeff, your grandma bent down in front of me earlier and she had HUGE Forever Flaps. Those motherfuckers were touching the floor, were discolored, and uneven.

by Monkey Socialist February 27, 2010

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cock flaps

1. A plumbing term - cock flaps are the flanges within the mechanism of a stop cock that stop the flow of water.

2. Flaps for a cock. Not to be confused with Cock Flasps

I'm sorry Mr Jenkins, but your whole Cock Flaps assembly will need replacing.

by Cock Flasp August 21, 2006

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