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Fuck Factor

A magical number that when added to, subtracted from, or mutiplied or divided by any amount always increases the amount that a person is required to pay for a product or service.
I called the water company today to figure out why my bill had gone up. The rep told me to take my normal usage and multiply it by the fuck factor to determine my new rate.
by wyldwillie September 4, 2013
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fuck it moment

It's a moment, in life, just like the one before you jump into a cold pool, you say fuck it and dive right in.
When you are out at a bar and you catch eyes with a babe walking passed you.. You want to stop them, but your nervous. Then you remember the fuck it moment and say, hi.

You write a text to someone but start to over analyze it, fuck it- send!
by Fireflyliv July 7, 2014
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fuck to give

If you have a "fuck to give", it means you actually care about the situation or problem, which is generally rare. A "fuck to give", can also quickly disappear.

When you don't have a "fuck to give", you have no intention of caring about anything that relates to the problem/situation/statement.
"So, Monday morning I had a terrible experience. I had-" "I don't have a fuck to give."
by Jam3s_B0nd July 15, 2014
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Fuck ya mouth up

A directive used to cease nonsensical and/or annoying dialog from a subnormal individual before it becomes anymore abrasive to ones ears.
1) subnormal individual:"Hello, it's a lovely day for a brisk walk to the cafe for a wheat germ smoothie."
Ones self with or without a hangover:"Cunt, fuck ya mouth up!"

2)subnormal individual:"Hey, want to know what I think?"
Ones self with or without a hangover: "Cunt, fuck ya mouth up!"
by Callum sanchomarquez August 15, 2016
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flucksability

the degree to which fucking is possible or likely to take place
kat-come over next weekend because my schedule has more flucksability as my roommate will be out of town.
kent-perfect! that makes up for getting shut out at the picnic...
by dark korner September 24, 2016
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Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday : an exclamatory phrase indicating great surprise and digsut, simultaneously.
Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday! That asshole has left me 35 messages since like 2 pm today!
by Pinkie_Flamingo October 13, 2016
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fuck that for a joke

When something is so unreal, it can't even qualify for a joke. It's just that fucked.
"Have you ever had a fuckin' Marlboro Red? I reckon there like fuckin' smokin' a White Ox No Filter, fuck that for a joke aye"
by TheTMJ November 24, 2016
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