Feetaliser

Its like a fertaliser but instead of using it on plants you use it on women for them to give birth if their pussy is age dried

(Whore)"Doctor! My 'client' left me with a note

:( . What can i do?"
(Doctor (milkman))"Dont worry my love...
I'll use the feetaliser to make ur pussy as moist as the ocean itself"
(Whore) " thank u so much doctor.

Ps: my number is 07888912 in case u want me to make ur nut bust like hiroshima"

by Dr curry January 19, 2019

Feetchatting

The act in which one (or multiple) user(s) of snapchat send snaps of their feet(s) in a joking manor that often leads to a future fetish in feet.

Yeah me and Casey we're feetchatting the other day, it was cool until she told me I needed to get my nails cleaned.

by feyghost May 29, 2019

Feetskin

The form in which you insert your entire foot into an uncircumcised males genital skin

Last night was wicked I got my sister to preform feetskin on me, I can still smell the dirt lurking around

by NaughtyMario June 11, 2019

Feet Nipples

The toes, especially when considered erotically.

She removed her socks to reveal 10 perfect feet nipples.

by ApricotFields August 2, 2019

Feet

A tripping hazard

A shit I tripped on your feet

by Diddledaddio August 28, 2019

Feet

A lego finding thing in the dark

My feet are in pain because I just stepped on lego

by hehehhehehhehehehhehehehhehehh September 16, 2019

Feet

A lego finding thing in the dark

My feet are in pain because of this god damn lego

by hehehhehehhehehehhehehehhehehh September 16, 2019