Fake Taxi

Someone that don't get paid in cash to drive someone around.

You can so tell that's a fake taxi. Let's see if we can get a ride

by Wheelnon December 2, 2019

Fake disaggression

Good natured harrassment,friendly antagonism, teasing a friend to show affection.

1st guy: Man, you look like a little bitch in that shirt!
2nd guy: What F*** you! I hate you!
1st guy: Calm down ,man. It's just a little
Fake disaggression.

by Leadbelly December 21, 2005

failevator

A person who gets out of an elevator on the wrong floor, realises their mistake, then tries to get back in before the doors close.

Dex, failing to concentrate, got out on the wrong floor. He then tried to scamble back into the lift - too late. What a fuckin failevator.

by Forsen January 14, 2009

Fake

People who act like the nicest person ever to you in person. Then when they aren't around you, they talk so much shit!

"Hey, girl! How are you?" Sandra asked.

"I'm fine, thanks." Jessica answered. Sandra gave her a smile and walked away.

*Hours later*
"Teya! Jessica is such a bitch, she's so fake. Ew. I can't believe she's even alive. You don't know much I hate her." Sandra told Teya.
"I know, I can't stand her. She can go die."

by Jessica Clearwater May 11, 2013

fake-break-up

Fake break up is when a man or a woman in a relationship poses to leave usually in an attempt to gain control to manipulate or get what we call the upper hand in the relationship

Cindy could never get Steve to take dance classes so she did a fake-break-up to attain the upper hand so that she could get him to cooperate

by Suuperdaddy November 2, 2015

fake rap

a genre of music created by the lonely island, this involves comedy and singing.

"What is the genre of music the lonely island sing?"
"they sing fake rap"

by bkeast September 7, 2016

Fake Friend

A single person that pretends to be friends with you only to maintain a friendship with your partner. Often causing relationship problems of doubt and mistrust.

She acts like she's my friend too, but she's a fake friend, always texting my husband trying to make plans that don't include me.

by Calibabe6 April 19, 2018