fudge me with a rake

a phrase of destress when you are in pain.

*stubs toe* "owww, fudge me with a rake!"

by asouthworth February 16, 2017

pixel fudge

Noun.
1. (formal) Anal sphincter pixelation in a Japanese poo porno

2. Frenetic spelling of "Dyslexic" by a dyslexic person.

1. Dave:- "Dude, I'm so fucking sick of the pixel fudge in my hentai."

2.

Alan:- "Davo, how do you spell dyslexic?"
Dyslexic Dave:- "Pixelfudge, are you fuckin spastic Alan?"

by Asian Businessman July 13, 2016

vanilla fudge

a group chat on messenger including three people (Daniel, Tori, Caden).

Aye, I’m a member of vanilla fudge!

by the antbed January 7, 2019

fudge sugar

The semen clings to the pubic hairs surrounding the rectum and crystallizes or hardens into sugar like scabs

He could see that James was a dirty man, a week later and the evidence of their encounter still clung as fudge sugar.

by DucksAreMyFavourite May 31, 2018

fudge sex

Sex with teachers who look like Lauren jauregui or sex with a vampire gardener #bbcwildlife #ifuckedyobitch

"Fudge sex"

by Jacky sucks June 5, 2017

Shit Sickle Fudge Ducks

A given situation that involves pure fuckery

Shit Sickle Fudge Ducks, the dingo ate my baby.

by ParkeBench66 March 13, 2023

Fudge swirl

When a black dude and a white dude 69 each other.

Dude last night Tyrone and I did a fudge swirl.

by Namedthief September 29, 2019