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Fuck your friend day 

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November 5th is national fuck your friend day. On this day your friend can't say no to having gay sex with you
Hey friend, did you know it's fuck your friend day

I guess that means I'll have to have hard gay sex with you
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Fuck Your Bestie 

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You have the chance to fuck your bestie For 3 weeks
Hey Tay today is Fuck your Bestie let's go to my room and you fuck the shit out of me.
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monkey fuck your face 

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To royally beat the fuck out of somebody.
Roy pissed me off so bad I was about to go bananas and I told Roy to back off or I as about to monkey fuck your face off!
monkey fuck your face by mrgconn August 10, 2018
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The "Fuck Yourself" Roast

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This is the roast you use when you want someone to go fuck themselves and get lost. The roast goes like this, "Insert name here has a mirror in their pants, because the only person he/she sees in them is himself/herself."
Greg: "What's up, punk! Give me your lunch money!"
Me: .: To My Friends :. "I'm gonna burn him with The "Fuck Yourself" Roast."

"Greg has a mirror in his pants, cuz' the only person he sees in them is him!"
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go fuck yourself 

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if someone says this to you you fucked up. it an be as a joke but most likely youre a dipshit.
oi cunt go fuck yourself ยดkay.
go fuck yourself by not simp boy September 30, 2020
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National Fuck Your Crush Day 

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Fuck Your Crush on January 30th
Adam: Imma Bang Jessica
Jay: Actually?
Adam: Yeah! Didn't you hear it National Fuck Your Crush Day Tommorow
Jay: Imma bang lana then.
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