Gym Dysmorphia

Basically its when the gym that you currently go to is good enough but you see a video of a more fancier and better looking and one that has more machines gym and you wanna cancel your current membership and fuck off to america or some other country/place to go to a different gym

Person 1: "Dude the gym he goes to is so fancy and has such good equipment. Shits giving me gym dysmorphia."
Person 2: "Dang, now where u going its already been like 5 gym switches. You went from a gym at your home to a different country, u dumbass."

by smurfcat105 September 19, 2023

Braid Dyslexic

When you know how to braid but can't for about 5 minutes after trying to braid someone's hair.

Classmate: hey are you sure you know how to braid?
Me: yes, I do, I'm just being braid dyslexic

by LoserBoy2024 October 15, 2023

black dysmorphia

same thing as blonde dysmorphia just with black hair that has brown or red/orange undertones

MY BLACK DYSMORPHIA IS COMING BACK

by nigga0227 October 20, 2023

nigger dysfunction

Often confused with 'Erectile Dysfunction', Nigger Dysfunction is a disorder that prevents your meat from being turned on by black people.

Johnny:"Look at that black bitch shes so bad!"
Andrew Tate: "Bro I have nigger dysfunction she doesn't turn me on."

by pumpkinfanumtaxJason November 7, 2023

ND dysphoria

ND dysphoria, or neurodivergent dysphoria, is when an ND person feels dysphoric due to being forced to behave or think like a neurotypical counterpart that provokes severe, crippling, cognitive dissonance and impostor syndrome to the point that the natural cognitive processes and behaviors in/of the ND person become extremely unnatural, unpleasant, and harmful. Similar to gender dysphoria.

I have such ND dysphoria when I am asked to introduce myself in depth online.

I suffer from ND dysphoria in my language class when I am asked to produce simplistic language for complex topics.

ND dysphoria goes unseen in the classroom as much as gender dysphoria goes unseen in the outside world.

by LingDanc803 December 7, 2023

gender dysphoria spectrum

A spectrum for gender identities that people self-identify as, which doesn't match their sex or gender assigned at birth.

Context: Gender Identity is a mental illness known as "gender dysphoria" formerly known as "gender identity disorder".

Your daughter is gender confused. Her gender identity known as "non-binary" falls under the gender dysphoria spectrum.

by Dillon Schneider December 8, 2023

Projectile dysfunction

Projectile dysfunction is a condition in where a tank or any gun or projectile launcher’s barrel is oddly flaccid.

Person 1:My tank has projectile dysfunction
person 2: what the fu-

by anonymous December 12, 2023