duck walk 

When you accidentally shit a little but catch the shit nugget between your cheeks by squeezing your ass tight to hold it until a shitter can be reached.

Chet farted but accidentally shit instead and had to hold to duck walk to bathroom to keep from letting the shit out.

duck walk by mtothephillips July 9, 2010

duck man 

amados 1-of-a million friends but has feathers for puebs (real name tommy)

hey duckman lets go to lunch

duck man by amado February 13, 2005

DUCK HUNTING

Something real men like me do, i search for duck which are dorks, softies, you know, and i whopp them. look up the word duck and u will know what im saying..I hunt ducks

Marlon: What do u want to do in the club tonite?
Peter: Lets go duck hunting!

DUCK HUNTING by brad_d November 8, 2006

Duck Soup 

When you are excessively sweaty (preferrably upon finishing at the gym), you take your hand and use it to accumulate the sweat from your testicles and wipe your hand on a friend's face.

Guy 1: "Dude, that was an awesome work out!"
Guy 2: "Man you're so sweaty though"
*Guy 1 performs duck soup*
Guy 1: "What the fuck dude, duck soup is so nasty!"

Duck Soup by Umnothanksman October 17, 2008

duck butter 

the hard stuff that is in your eyes when you wake up,or the stinky jam thats in your bellybutton.

ive got to dig the duck butter out of my eyes so i can see.

duck butter by randall stover March 18, 2003

duck butter 

the hand Ace+8 in a game of hold'em poker

you get delt an ace.. then an 8, duck butter

duck butter by El Fuckin Capitan April 18, 2010

Duck Dance 

Duck Dance is a name from the hit game Runescape. Duck Dance is associate with the best trolling known to man. Some would say he is infact powered by a robot that goes around with the purpose of trolling. His life is dedicated to pushing people to the max and laughing all the way through. Some would say his trolling is so epic that Jagex had to force the name on him. When the phrase Duck Dance is heard, many should think of this man. For when February 2012 hits, he will no longer be Duck Dance. (That's when Fagex has allowed my, I mean his name to change).

"What's up Duck Dance?"
"My guess with your time spent on this game, your cholesterol and chances of never having sex in your lifetime.trollololololololol"
"I just been trolled by Duck Dance, I should go /wrists"

Duck Dance by Timmy Pants September 7, 2011