DUCK HUNTING

Something real men like me do, i search for duck which are dorks, softies, you know, and i whopp them. look up the word duck and u will know what im saying..I hunt ducks

Marlon: What do u want to do in the club tonite?
Peter: Lets go duck hunting!

by brad_d November 8, 2006

Duck Soup

When you are excessively sweaty (preferrably upon finishing at the gym), you take your hand and use it to accumulate the sweat from your testicles and wipe your hand on a friend's face.

Guy 1: "Dude, that was an awesome work out!"
Guy 2: "Man you're so sweaty though"
*Guy 1 performs duck soup*
Guy 1: "What the fuck dude, duck soup is so nasty!"

by Umnothanksman October 17, 2008

duck butter

the hard stuff that is in your eyes when you wake up,or the stinky jam thats in your bellybutton.

ive got to dig the duck butter out of my eyes so i can see.

by randall stover March 18, 2003

duck butter

the hand Ace+8 in a game of hold'em poker

you get delt an ace.. then an 8, duck butter

by El Fuckin Capitan April 18, 2010

Duck Dance

Duck Dance is a name from the hit game Runescape. Duck Dance is associate with the best trolling known to man. Some would say he is infact powered by a robot that goes around with the purpose of trolling. His life is dedicated to pushing people to the max and laughing all the way through. Some would say his trolling is so epic that Jagex had to force the name on him. When the phrase Duck Dance is heard, many should think of this man. For when February 2012 hits, he will no longer be Duck Dance. (That's when Fagex has allowed my, I mean his name to change).

"What's up Duck Dance?"
"My guess with your time spent on this game, your cholesterol and chances of never having sex in your lifetime.trollololololololol"
"I just been trolled by Duck Dance, I should go /wrists"

by Timmy Pants September 7, 2011

duck butter

The sloppy green stuff that grows under the chef's hat

After purchasing food from the dirty 'gryo' man we bought the food back to our desk. When we opened our food we noticed the man had dropped his duck butter in our food.

by San Duck Butter September 26, 2003

duck cum

When a guy named Jacob accidentally falls for a girl and gets rejected

Woah! You got Duck Cummed!

by SwaggyPenut6969 April 3, 2017