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Deuce canoe

When your turd lays on the bowl, goes down into the water, and then comes back out of the bowl like how a canoe floats on water.
Tom: OMG. I just dropped a deuce canoe.
Jim: A....what?
Tom: A massive deuce so big that needed its own paddle.
by LT1VegaGT December 30, 2019
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Deuce Bigalow

1.When one drinks two cups of Bigalow tea, using two tea bags.
2.When one throws two teabags at you.
3. When two dudes teabag a hoe.
"Why Percival, I think we ought to teabag that lovely bird over yonder."
"Why Thaddeus, I do think you are correct."
"I think this calls for the fabled Deuce Bigalow"

"This betta not take all day, I gotta meet my parole offica in 2 hours"
by Intertubes9000 March 14, 2020
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druc

A sick / savage action.

Something impressive and a lowkey flex.
Used to hype up the boys.
Mannnnn, that was druc !!
by DrucMannnn April 24, 2020
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Deuce

We got high asf off the deuce last night, bruh”
by Kkaaaayyyy May 7, 2020
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Druber

To be drunk in body but not in mind. When you are drunk but only realize you are drunk when you go to do something (ie go to the bathroom) and find you cant put two steps together but still know how drunk you must be to be not able to walk from point a to point b.
Even though i was druber it still took me 5 min to get the key in the door to open it. My arm just did not want to do what i told it.
by Dessembre June 12, 2020
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Drugest

When someone is completely bias against drugs. There is nothing wrong with being a drug addict, as long as your priorities are right.
Don't look down on him because he's a heroin addict, your being drugest.
by Thediamondntherough September 12, 2020
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deuce

a vary ugly boy that love attention.
deuce is so ugly
by jadyn jones September 23, 2020
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