Douche

A word, which describes someone who has numerous personality defects, which make them undesirable and unfit for social interaction. These people are repulsive and are likened to a douche, a device used to clean the most unsightly areas of the human body--the asshole and the pussy, which, not by coincidence, are words often used interchangeably with the world "douche" to describe such a person. Characteristics of a douche, include but are not limited to being cocky, pompous, self-centered, selfish, mean-spirited, and of course, being an asshole or a pussy, as mentioned earlier.

That guy in the Camero is such a douche, I can smell his Drakkar even with my windows rolled up. His own mother must hate him. What an asshole/pussy.

by nartmot July 15, 2009

douche laloosh

a step up from douche bag, kinda like douche bag squared or if you want to get technical the cousin of douche nozzle

when the douche bag steps up his game and transcends the bag its time for the rhyme, by way of the laloosh, or a pitcher on your team is a douche and you want to thrown in the baseball movie reference, douche laloosh is a play on words to nuke laloosh in bull durham

by Johnny Eutaw October 1, 2006

douche brush

noun

A person of extremely low character; similar to a douche bag, but much more severe. Another defining characteristic is that the douche brush fully knows that he or she is a douche brush and does not care to change.

That douche brush almost ran over that old lady carrying a newborn hemophiliac baby across the street, and then he flipped her off!

by G-Yo June 25, 2008

deutch rudder

A form of masterbation where a person pretty much jacks off the other by moving their arm up and down for them. Its not gay at all

masterbation, jacking off, whacking it, gay, hand job, Deutch rudder

by dominican beast January 18, 2009

douche badge

Any visible accessory (t-shirt, tat, jewelry, bumper sticker, etc) that would clearly indicate that a guy is a douche bag.

girl1: "I can't believe that guy asked me out and then hooked up with my roommate the same day."

girl2: "Why not? You didn't notice the naked tat of his ex on his forearm? I saw that douche badge a mile away."

by protien0g March 31, 2009

douche whore

a woman who typically dates douche bags, also known as a "douche ho"

"Is Isabella still dating that douche bag?"
"Which one? She's a douche whore; she only dates douche bags."

by yao ming's sidekick August 4, 2009

Douchbag Rainbow

Phenomenon used to explain that douchbags come in every shape and colour. Used primarily as a new category of people to be racist towards (to combat regular racism).

Man the cast in that movie was from the douchbag rainbow.

by KyroKiller September 7, 2009