DoucheBagel

Similar to douche bag but it sounds better, and it may be used differently. an absolute definition is a bagel, with douche spread on it. See example

1. Dont be a douchebagel dude!
2. Go eat a douchebagel!
3. jesus, how many douchebagels have you had?

by Avariss June 2, 2007

douchbag

when someone attaches numerous summer breeze douch's to a plastic bag.

forgy was and still is a douchbag.

by brain....less March 26, 2004

douchebag

A University of Wisconsin Badger fan.

Hey, did you see that the douchebags from Madison have to live with the highest gay's per capita!!!!

by Johnson Swanson December 21, 2007

Schrodingers douchebag spammer

An idiot who spams the word schrodingers douchebag like its nothing.

He called a stand up comedian a schrodingers douchebag what a schrodingers douchebag spammer.

by Hex_pex_55 April 15, 2021

douchebag

Only douchebags call other people douchebags. So if you don't want to be called a complete fuckwad, don't call other people douchebag.

Jock: Dude, Mike's such a douchebag!
Hector: Fuck the fuck off u bloody knucklefuck and never talk to me again.

by Southchingate October 9, 2007

douchebag

One that enjoys the usage of Playstation 3, drinking Jagermeister and Budweiser, and loves wrestling, football, and baseball.

Chad, Jonathan, and Daniel make up the group Douchebags Unanimous because they are all douchebags.

by DudeMcGuy April 4, 2010

Douchebag

Although often simply used as a general perjorative, the word has come to have an increasingly specific meaning of "elitist."

For example, on the TV show How I Met Your Mother, the character, Karen, an exgirlfriend of Ted's is considered "douchey" because she says elitist things, such as the time she suggested going to Wrestlemania and it turned out she was only being "ironic."

Also related to hipster douchebag, a term used to describe cultural elitism.

by Vernagem April 27, 2010